Say it ain't so, Joe!

I think you deserve a caption contest. =)
(First of all, I can't believe WebMD just sent me an email saying that a pandemic is imminent. Wtf? Figured more info on swineflu.. or excuse me.. h1n1 or whatever it is that the pork industry wants us to use... lol)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wK1127fHQ4&feature=featured
CDC talking about the symptoms of swine flu. I think I may have it... But I also thought I had SARS back in the day. So do you have these symptoms?
And let's double the scientific youtubes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy-7AoxFEJA&e
An experiment on homophobia. Fascinating!