|What happened to the hypothetical people who worked there?
||[Mar. 16th, 2009|10:12 pm]
Caption contest. :)
And the bridge demolotion opera:
That pic is hot. ^_^ Can't think of any good captions, though. :-(
Yes, you're first. ;) And I'm sure something'll come to ya. ;) It's just asking to be captioned.
Maid: Have you finished polishing the big hard wood?
Harp Girl: Yes, ma'am. But I don't much like wood. I prefer something ... softer ...
*being cheesy porn music*
(Could be better, I know, that's all I could think of, though!)
Edited at 2009-03-17 03:42 am (UTC)
Oh, and what's the post's title mean?
Oh, it was just a quote from Daily Show. I was feeling lazy. lol.
"Keep playing! I can't clean if I don't hear Beethoven's 43rd Sonata right NOW!"
"But mistress, this harp is missing most of its strings..."
"...And Beethoven never wrote a 43rd symphony..."
"LESS TALKEY MORE PLAYEY!"
Maid: What do you mean you're stuck?
Girl: well, it was there, and so big....
Maid: oh for fucks sake!
Please don't spank me any more, ma'am! I promise to play better!
"Y'know, your boyfriend's got some seriously weird kinks..."
And the vid is funny. (Don't suppose you've ever seen the movie Oscar?)
lol, nice. ;) And I have not. Should I? :)
The bound footed women of China had a stool to help them walk around. The stiletto healed women of France get a harp.
The unich threatened to flash the concubine.
"NOOO! Harp! Blessed Harp! Stringed instrument of harmonies that reverberate through my very soul...save me! SAVE ME from this mad woman's AIR GUITAR!!!"
LOL! HAHAHA!!! THAT f'ng rocks.
"Lawl, Stacy, you're like, as skiny as the strings on this harp!"