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NakeDan, The Handyman! [Mar. 11th, 2005|01:38 pm]
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ST PETERSBURG, Fla./EWORLDWIRE/March 10, 2005 --- Home repair just took a whole new meaning with the introduction of NakeDan the Handyman. NakeDan is a qualified tradesman who will take care of a variety of small repairs around clients' homes in the buff.

NakeDan's services are thought to be the first established business of its kind in the United States. NakeDan is fulfilling an unmet need for above-board male nudity combined with quality repairs and flexible scheduling. NakeDan serves Florida's west central coast with more than twenty years of experience. NakeDan is not an escort or exotic service and allows no physical contact or other activities to occur. NakeDan requires that clients sign a hold harmless agreement prior to beginning work and before undressing to whatever degree the client requests.

NakeDan's services include interior repairs, installations, assemblies and the majority of home repair needs. His services are for everyone, man or woman. Privacy and discretion are part of the job. Gift certificates are available to surprise a friend or spouse with a nude home repair. NakeDan believes everyone has an odd job around the house just waiting for a naked handyman to come along.

Clients looking for repairs with a flair, or just a friendly face and a toned body to shorten their list of chores and repairs, NakeDan is their man. More information, including how to schedule a NakeDan appointment, is available by calling (727) 647-8297, or visiting www.nakedan.com.
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From: whallyholly
2005-03-11 11:38 am (UTC)
eep. I just looked at the website. He'd need to pay ME in order to show up nude at my house.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-03-11 11:43 am (UTC)
Yeah, Dan's seriously icky. It appears that they have other people there too though, maids or butlers.. do you think they're all that grimy looking?

Did you see that they're going to be expanding to nude notaries? Rock!
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[User Picture]From: phekkin_nej
2005-03-11 02:03 pm (UTC)

Ewww....

I wonder if anyone requests for him to wear a bag over his head....LOL....Ewww!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-03-11 07:40 pm (UTC)

Re: Ewww....

I would... ;) Like Charlie Brown.
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From: m_buggie
2005-03-11 02:40 pm (UTC)
That's a bit frightening, as is the concept of gift certificates for it. I will hunt down and punish anyone who dared hand me one of those!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-03-11 07:42 pm (UTC)
After they spend all that money so you can get your garbage disposal fixed.

You are so ungrateful.
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From: m_buggie
2005-03-15 12:14 am (UTC)
Right, but how much will it cost to restore my vision?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-03-15 11:03 am (UTC)
Psh. You know you're curious.. there's a little part in you that wonders what'd be like to have a naked man parade around your apartment.
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[User Picture]From: jessyee
2005-03-11 03:32 pm (UTC)
this bothers me.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-03-11 07:50 pm (UTC)
Why? You don't believe in handy men? *grin*
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[User Picture]From: jessyee
2005-03-11 08:45 pm (UTC)
woooooow.

that's ..all i'm going to say.

just..

woooooow.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-03-11 09:43 pm (UTC)
Haha. You like palindromes?
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[User Picture]From: popsimon
2005-03-11 03:34 pm (UTC)
that website is disturbing.

just too wrong :-)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-03-11 07:51 pm (UTC)
Aww, I think it's womantic.
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From: mc___mc
2005-03-11 03:58 pm (UTC)
*brain hemmoraghe*
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-03-11 07:52 pm (UTC)
*sends an ambulance over..

With a naked EMT...*
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[User Picture]From: pennylanelives
2005-03-11 05:37 pm (UTC)
nakedan scares me... a lot. i think he's also the maid or butler... i think i might pay him to dress up as a maid... but i'd have all my friends over so we could laugh at him... nakedan needs a new approach at making money.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-03-11 07:54 pm (UTC)
Actually, there's a thing you have to sign that says only you will be around your naked employee..
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From: hymn
2005-03-11 05:41 pm (UTC)
LOL
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-03-11 07:54 pm (UTC)
You laugh now, but wait until all of your loved ones go in on 7 hours of house cleaning by him.
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From: etherealprimate
2005-03-11 07:27 pm (UTC)
I know nudity leads to liberation of the mind and all but... but... THAT IS NOT A PRETTY MAN!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-03-11 07:57 pm (UTC)
I know! I have to assume some of his employees are attractive.. You should be able to pick which one you want if you're going to pay that much.
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[User Picture]From: duckfast
2005-03-12 10:44 pm (UTC)
hmm, i bet he makes quite a bit more than normal repair guys.
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