|I'd like to make plans with you and your husband.
||[Aug. 24th, 2008|06:52 pm]
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Since I took a couple days off over the past week you get an early caption contest. :)
And pick up lines for married people. :)
"Aaah, and my wife said it was bad. Pssh."
Lame, I know. I've lost any creative caption edge I had. =P
First post, though, so yay!
What? What do you mean there are four more up in there? Halp!
Man gives birth after sex change doctor forgets to take out the Mommy bits
"I have never loved a turd more than this."
ok, that was HORRIBLE.
Those aren't surgeons. They're obgyn's and nurses.
It's not a tumor! (a la Arnold)
Quick! Look out the window. Are there pigs flying?
Our little miracle (literally).
Oh it's not at all. It's just a random photo. I try not to be tacky. ;) - And that's awesome! I looove farmers markets.
Women thought vaginal birth was the end all, be all of pain, until Doug passed little Doug Jr. through his urethra. Who's the momma now?
I'm just jealous, really. The truth is, the ability to create new life is just about the most wonderful freakin' thing on the planet. Its awe inspiring. I mean, I can't do that. I could help by contrtibuting DNA, but I couldn't actually bring another life into the world. Its powerful. Its primal. Its the reason all of us are here. Jesus, some of our first our is carvings of pregnant women with giant breasts. It doesn't get more basic than that.
Not that I don't like being a guy...its just that I can see the beauty of the other side.
Having babies can be very beautiful. Dangerous as hell too, though. You're lucky you'll never have to go through what I did with my pregnancy anyway. lol
"Bob instantly regretted his harsh words to Marsha. Who'da thought that when he told her to shove it right back up if she didn't want a boy, she would elect to shove it up him?"
"He's so beautiful. He even has your body hair."
"If this were true, he wouldn't whine when he gets a cold."
i can't comment...i'm too distracted by his hairy ass...i can just tell...