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I wish the new gong show was as cool as the old gong show. [Jul. 21st, 2008|11:47 pm]
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Agustin De Jesus, 47, keeps a cot in the back of his
restaurant in Lutz, Fla., so he can stay the night if he's too sleepy
for his half-hour drive home after his 17-hour days. He was sleeping on
the cot at 4:00 a.m. when he heard a noise. He got up to find a man
breaking into his cash drawer. That's when he noticed the back door had
been forced open, and a truck was sitting just outside it, idling. De
Jesus dashed out the door, jumped into the burglar's waiting truck, and
drove off. The police got two calls: the first was from Leonard Levy,
55, who wanted to report his pickup truck had been stolen. The second
was from De Jesus, reporting the burglary. De Jesus waited for officers
to arrive, then returned to identify the burglar. Levy, who has at
least 20 arrests on his record, whined, "Well, that's the guy who stole
my truck!" Police arrested Levy, whom they suspect is involved in
several area burglaries, but levied no charges against De Jesus. (St.
Petersburg Times)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQrC_C6SexI&e

Bowling & Rollercoaster tycoon. Kinda mean. lol
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[User Picture]From: thecolourclear
2008-07-22 04:52 am (UTC)
Ha! I like that! Steal the truck!

Robbers are stupid!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-07-22 05:31 am (UTC)
Not always, But that one definitely was. lol
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[User Picture]From: dwaleberry
2008-07-22 05:08 am (UTC)
17-hour day

That's the true wtf for me. Nobody should work that long.
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From: christinaathena
2008-07-22 05:17 am (UTC)
Yeah, that's pretty astonishing.
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[User Picture]From: insane_hope
2008-07-22 05:16 am (UTC)
thats a story along the lines of the guy who called the police to say he was sold fake crack! I love stupid criminals.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-07-22 05:34 am (UTC)
LOL, I heard that one too. Oh people.
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From: christinaathena
2008-07-22 05:16 am (UTC)
Heh, nice going. :)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-07-22 05:34 am (UTC)
Haha, right? :)
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From: autumnfine
2008-07-22 07:00 am (UTC)

gong show

SO not as cool as the old one!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-07-22 07:02 am (UTC)

Re: gong show

I know, right? WTH was last night?! That group did NOT desere to win.
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[User Picture]From: zibacco
2008-07-22 07:14 am (UTC)
I would've thrown the book at that truck stealing bastard. Cash registers can be replaced, but a man's truck is his castle. I say string the bastard up.

Or not. Perhaps he was molested as a child. You always have to take that into account.

Of course, by the time I was 13 I used to pray for someone to come and molest me. I'd hang around in liquor store parking lots and prance around junior high schools, but no matter how many obscene phone calls I answered, I coulnd't get anyone to violate my sweet young virginity. Its probably for the best. With my luck I would have ended up in one of those Stone Phillips 20/20 stories instead of experiencing carnal bliss.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-07-22 07:16 am (UTC)
lol! Oh darling. I really enjoy reading your responses right before I go to bed. I always have the most interesting dreams.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-07-22 03:58 pm (UTC)
Oh it would have been a travesty if he was charged wiht anything.
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[User Picture]From: misspeony
2008-07-22 01:54 pm (UTC)
My family owned a shellfish store for years. One summer, thieves cut a hole in the roof, entered the attic, then entered the store- and stole EVERYTHING- live crabs, lobster, bushels of clams, the elctronic scale and the register. All of it went out through the roof! This happened 5 times through out that summer. My grandfather was about to have barbed wire installed in the attic crawl space when he was informed by the police that he would be arrested if a thief were to be injured on the wire. So the old man resorted to sleeping in his car, outside the store, every night. I hope those bastards used the stuff they stole to feed their starving children...but somehow I doubt it.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-07-22 04:11 pm (UTC)
Oh that's terrible. :( Assuming they wer never caught?
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[User Picture]From: sparkly_sparky
2008-07-22 04:02 pm (UTC)
Lol! Thats graet! i love hearing those kinda stories. way to go de Jesus :)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-07-22 04:13 pm (UTC)
lol! ;) Right?
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[User Picture]From: sczrhands
2008-07-22 04:51 pm (UTC)

Stupid Criminals

That was really intelligent. Not only did he get out of a potentially dangerous situation. He also messed up the robbers get away plans. Allowing the police to catch him.
Criminals get caught because they do stupid things. I have a few family members in law enforcement. My favorite stupid guy story is about a bank robber who smiled for the security camera. He had his first name written in the caps on his teeth.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-07-22 04:53 pm (UTC)

Re: Stupid Criminals

LOL! Oh dear. Thats special. haha Maybe he thought he'd turn into some super criminal.
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[User Picture]From: lynphoenyx
2008-07-22 07:21 pm (UTC)
LOL I love the bowling!!! I want that game now :D

Way to go De Jesus! I'm glad he didn't get into trouble for stealing the truck.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-07-22 07:33 pm (UTC)
Itd be ridiculous if he had. Especially given the circumstances.
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[User Picture]From: siilenti
2008-07-23 04:34 pm (UTC)
wohoo! representin the florida haha
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-07-23 06:06 pm (UTC)
lol. ;)
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[User Picture]From: rhiaa
2008-07-24 04:56 am (UTC)
That was one of the best news items I've read in awhile. Thank you for sharing!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-07-24 07:00 am (UTC)
Glad you enjoyed, darlin'. :)
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