"I knew we shouldn't have moved into a house of cards!"
parents deny drug use is increasing among the under 12s
For someone who gets a bit rubber-legged about heights, I really love those crazy, loopy rollercoasters. But I learned my lesson about not wearing earrings with posts while riding after I had them hammered into my neck by a jerky coaster at Hershey Park one year. Ouch! ;)
Eeep! Owwy!! I never got my ears pierced so I can't relate.
"We're tired of your shit. Prepare to die." they said to Alice.
Poker playing nightmare - the cards were all bad and then they sprouted legs & attacked.
Alice thought the hospitality of this card hall was less then par.
"No, Red Queen. Not my head! Not my head!"
Alice decided that Acid and poker did not mix
Alice: Oh my goodness...i do so hate to play
"52 Demonic/Possessed Card" pick-up, its ever so terrible!"
-In her feverish hallucinations, the swarm of bees looked just like playing cards.
-"How dare you take out the jokers! ATTACK!!!"
I've only ever been on one kiddie coaster at Knott's Berry Farm and even THAT scared the crap out of me! I'm a weenie when it comes to those things.
And aww. *hugs*
"Early poster to warn children of the dangers of gambling"
"Hmm... Alice wasn't lying when she said LSD could mess you up. But where's Tweedle-Dum?"
"Prominent member of the X-Men, Gambit was hit by a large oil tanker today. There was only one witness, 13 year old Alice. And a lizard."
2008-06-24 01:48 am (UTC)
"Seen here in her natural habitat, Alice attempts to escape her predator, the deck of cards, which is swarming angrily."
"Alice's potent war flashbacks made her a weak link at her canasta club."
because of her gambling addiction and beastiality for small creatures, her nightmares got worse and worse....
yeah, thats all i got lol