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A fact. [Mar. 3rd, 2005|07:37 pm]
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Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
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[User Picture]From: dawrightvariety
2005-03-03 05:51 pm (UTC)
ha!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-03-03 06:59 pm (UTC)
:)
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[User Picture]From: dawrightvariety
2005-03-03 05:52 pm (UTC)
punny!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-03-03 07:00 pm (UTC)
Thou art correct-eth.. ;)
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[User Picture]From: bloody_kisser
2005-03-03 06:09 pm (UTC)
Lol.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-03-03 07:01 pm (UTC)
You laugh now, but just wait until you're all stopped up!
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[User Picture]From: pennylanelives
2005-03-03 06:29 pm (UTC)
you live to gross me out, don't you?! haha... funny... i've got a new one i made up though...

*humps and bumps and lots of STD love*

hehe... now you've caught my e-STD* :D
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-03-03 07:01 pm (UTC)
Nuh uhh. I had on the female condom.
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[User Picture]From: suhgneoiojne
2005-03-03 06:40 pm (UTC)
I have a headache.
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[User Picture]From: suhgneoiojne
2005-03-03 06:41 pm (UTC)
Wow. That was posted before I saw your mood. Weird.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-03-03 07:09 pm (UTC)
You disagree?
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From: kiwioverture
2005-03-03 07:02 pm (UTC)
My dear, wherever do you get these?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-03-03 07:17 pm (UTC)
:) I've got my people sending me the goods left and right.
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[User Picture]From: snapes_mistress
2005-03-03 07:15 pm (UTC)
That would be such a great bumper sticker.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-03-03 07:20 pm (UTC)
It just might be. :)
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From: mc___mc
2005-03-03 08:04 pm (UTC)
OH ho ho ho ho ho ho HO!

THATS RIGHT!

WOO!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-03-03 08:34 pm (UTC)
Woo, indeed. ;)
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[User Picture]From: duckfast
2005-03-03 10:51 pm (UTC)
haha thats awesome...and true at the same time. thats a double whammy!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-03-04 11:09 am (UTC)
Haha! Don't press your luck. :)
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[User Picture]From: mystik00769
2005-03-04 08:14 am (UTC)
If you want another random post, check out my last journal entry. It's not funny, but it's kinda cool IMO. ;)

(shameless plug to show off unborn baby!!!)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-03-04 11:28 am (UTC)
I shall check it out. :) I'm still behind like 300 posts.. slowly catching up.
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[User Picture]From: afropunk629
2005-03-04 11:11 am (UTC)
...Whereas people with Diarrhea give enough of a shit to make up for everyone...














YAY SCATOLOGICAL HUMOR! w00t!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-03-04 11:52 am (UTC)
It's faboo. ;)

And diarrhea stinks up enough of the world to make up for all of the pretty flowers...
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[User Picture]From: rouninisapphire
2005-03-04 12:52 pm (UTC)
hmph.

they give a shit when they actually try. ^_^

and my friends and i decided to patent the ba dum ching...

^_^ we use it too much, so we all owe one another money ^_^
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-03-04 04:14 pm (UTC)
Good luck patenting it. ;)

And that's the problem.. if they're constipated they can't give a shit.. So they'll have to use some anti constipation stuff.
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