Where's my big, strong man to put the holder back on the wall for me?
"What the hell, where are my seashells???"
This will only make sense if you saw Demolition Man. Otherwise, it just a lost reference...
Lost reference for me. Now I need to see demolition man. lol
So close to being the firs comment! LOL, and sadly i dont really have anything to comment on....but thank you for posting some cool stuff? :D
You're welcome darling. :)
"That dumb man put the roll on backwards again! He'd better not have peed on the seat again!"
That is TOTALLY backwards!!!
And right? haha
"Oooh, you're soft. If I use my imaginion, you can be a boob. A boob with a strange hole in the middle... but a boob nonetheless."
"Lorraine suddenly remembered her 7th grade method of getting back at a man, and looked upon her Charmen with newfound love."
"You my 4-ply friend are what will save my chapped @ss!"
"There, nice and perfectly round again. Now if my husband will quit squeezing the Charmin insted of telling everyone else not to, we'll be just fine!"
"I guess I can't set toilet paper on fire by staring at it for hours."
LOL. What a cool trick that would be.
"Blue and pink are always complementary colors." ;)
" This delightful toilet paper is the perfect accessory for a night on the town!"
In a well-intentioned effort to help the less privileged, Mary began saving her dryer lint and having it made into exquisite, designer-colored toilet paper
"One minute I'm a star on the silver screen, next I am doing this ridiculous commercial for toilet paper, what's a girl to do?"
lol. Awww. Poor thing. Downfalls are hard. ;)