If you need me, call me!

Caption contest.
Sorry I've been missing, everyone. i've been sick. I hope you're all doing well!
Also.. anyone have any idea where my phone might be? lol. Use your psychic abilities and comment if you know, because this is getting ridiculous.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7P59YBoz_o&feature=related
Kermit the Frog with the Lime in the Coconut.