I'd have to disagree. lol.
Um - the dildo does everything but mow the lawn, and that's what husbands are for?
Hmm ... yeah, that sounds about right. ;-)
That picture doesn't even make any sense whatsoever. Totally... Boooo.
man i had the wierdest dream about you last night. you posted a picture of you sitting in your back yard. your entire house was painted red and had nazi symbols all over it. i was the only person you commented saying 'what the...' dont worry i know your not a nazi
LOL! The strangest part about that, is that I just bought a Holocaust book that has a swastika on it, and I came downstairs, and it was the first thing I saw when I woke up and I was like "Well that's strange."
Afraid I don't know who they are but I do the cooking. It's not only a passion, it's therapy :) Er, wait... does that make me the wife? :-)
You're totally the wife. ;)
Photo Caption: "Taken seconds before a whisk was shoved up Bills ass"
ouch. That hurts. It makes me want to rebel against my love for cooking.
lol! It's sooo sexist. It's just crazy that it was able to be published.
2008-05-19 12:27 pm (UTC)
Doris: "I'm going to kill this motherf*cker when we're done with this thing."
Bill: Blissfully unaware of his impending doom.
Life is good, no? ;)
I literally just realized NOW that the Chef is that mixer. Up until that point, I was just confused.
"Doris donned a chef hat, but it was purely for role-playing reasons."
ps. i've been trying to think of some concerns to post for your random campaign, but honestly I'm having a tough time thinking of anything that other people didn't already say. Particularly as I'm purely a recreational lj user. LOL recreational user. ahem.
And thank you darlin'. I appreciate it. i need to write that post pronto.
"Moments later, push turned to shove and Doris proved once and for all that the Chef Maxi Blender's blades of steel really COULD shred anything..."
Doris's passive/agressive response to Bill's sexism didn't yield quite the results she'd hoped for.
I adore you. That's incredible. ;)
So stealing it.
I'm the boss from behind too!