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Where's Ramtha's wallet and sausage? [Apr. 18th, 2008|11:17 am]
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Judy Z. Knight claimed she could go into a trance and "channel" the spirit of a 35,000 year-old warrior from the lost continent of Atlantis named Ramtha. She charged fees of up to $1,500 per seance. By the 1980s she had attracted thousands of followers (Including actresses Shirley MacLaine and Linda Evans), had published books and videotapes, and had become very wealthy. When Julie Ravel, also a clairvoyant, started channeling the same ancient Atlantian in 1992, Knight sued her in an Austrian courtroom. "I've had spiritual contact with Ramtha since 1978,. I need him and he needs me." "Ramtha feeds his thoughts and energies through me and me alone," Ravel replied. "I am his keeper." night won. The judge ordered Ravel to stop using the Ramtha "brand" and to pay Knight $800 for interfering with her transmissions and for creating her subsequent period of "spiritual limbo."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-6n0jlN0Eo&e

A Hungarian sausage commercial.

Also. if you were a toddler, where would you put a drivers license? Any help? :)

THanks.
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[User Picture]From: d4b
2008-04-18 09:33 pm (UTC)
LOL! Sounds like an art project. :-)

One approach, time consuming, but probably valuable, is to announce plans to go to favorite ice cream / pizza / whatever place, and then shortly before actually leaving, review the rules of what one needs to drive. "Insurance, good. Cell phone, good. {etc.} Hrm... don't seem to have my driver's license. Guess we can't go." Don't make it negative, but rather a positive reinforcement of having all essential items in order to drive safely and legally. You may not think they understand, but if Chuck E. Cheese / Ronald McDonald / {Insert favorite "going out" experience} is involved, they'll get it!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-19 02:06 am (UTC)
That was going to be the next plan. Found it. He climbed up to his dresser and put it in his pajama drawer.

*head-desk*
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[User Picture]From: d4b
2008-04-19 11:05 am (UTC)
Yay! :-)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-19 03:52 pm (UTC)
;) Glad I found them, I just don't understand the toddler mind process. lol
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[User Picture]From: d4b
2008-04-19 04:33 pm (UTC)
S/he just wanted a picture of you they could look at before bed each night.

Either that, or it's an elaborate identity cloning operation being orchestrated by the family pets as part of their quest for global domination.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-19 04:53 pm (UTC)
Probably the latter. ;) hehe. He's got a photograph of us up in his room.
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