||[Mar. 27th, 2008|11:51 am]
|||||It's A Fine Life - Oliver!||]|
When she performs a marriage, Reverend Susan Brown, a minister at the Church of Scotland's cathedral in Dornoch, Scotland, always gives a gift. A twin pack of toilet paper. Why toilet paper? And why a pack of two rolls instead of one, or three, or four? "It's symbolic," Reverend Brown explains. "There are two rolls together, just like the couple. And th toilet paper is soft, gentle, long and strong, which is what I hope their marriage will be. " Reverend Brown married Madonna and Guy Ritchie in December of 2000. They got toilet paper, too.
The "art" of demotivation. ;) It could be worse. lol