According to my boyfriend, #7 is perfectly reasonable advice.
I dunno - No. 7 has always worked for me.
I'm totally there for #7. ;)
If you see a polar bear, give it a big hug. (They're endangered.)
2008-03-08 04:37 pm (UTC)
Why Do You Hate America?
#7 is the foundation of modern American culture, gaddamit!
in this Mexican household, duct tape and WD-40 solve EVERY household problemo! hahha
I think my best worst advice is using gasoline to cure head lice and then light a cigarette to kill the babies. *POOF* >.<
HA HA i love that first one.
We have one of those rides at the local amusement park. Doesn't go around and aroudn like a dizzy bat out of hell, though, thank god.
Oh, and #7 is perfectly reasonable advice. :D Duct tape is also good for waxing your legs in a pinch! ;)
I nearly peed my pants in sympathy for them!!!
And LOL! I'll have to try that next time my razor goes dull and I don't have a replacement venus cartridge!
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
I so need to try that in the mornings and yep WD-40 and Duck tape fixes everything
Tell me how that works out for you. ;)
I need to try number five! Number four sound familiar. . . blood-letting, anyone?
Good Idea: Whistle while you work.
Bad Idea: Whistle while you eat.
LOL. I wish I had some bad advice to share but I'm too busy laughing over the seven you posted. Hehe, I especially like the last one, my dad firmly believes in that, but it doesn't stop him from buying as many tools as I do handbags. Maybe it's a male version of shopping addiction maybe? xD
LOL, it's absolutely the male version. That's a good point.
First off, why would anyone ride that?!? I couldn't hear what number they got to while counting. Secondly, your last rule is amazing. Where did you get that list?
I know, right!?!
My sister emailed it to me and it was too good not to share. ;)
I went on a ride a lot like that once, but it definitely didn't flip as many times as that one.
#6 is horrible! XD
LOL, it's terrible.
And I can't imagine riding anything like that. There would be such a severe panic attack, people would be trying to throw xanax and valium up into the air in the hopes that I'd catch one with my mouth. haha
If you get cut on the head, you can stop the bleeding by applying a tourniquet to the neck.