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Bad Advice, and a Bad ride. ;) [Mar. 8th, 2008|09:26 am]
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[music |For Once In My Life - Michael Buble]

http://www.glumbert.com/media/ridehell

Remind me to never ride that. LOL


Badadvice:
1. When choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

4. To treat high blood pressure: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

Have any bad advice to share? ;)
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[User Picture]From: m_buggie
2008-03-08 03:30 pm (UTC)
According to my boyfriend, #7 is perfectly reasonable advice.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-03-09 04:17 am (UTC)
LOL. Good to know. ;)
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[User Picture]From: adaveen
2008-03-08 03:59 pm (UTC)
I dunno - No. 7 has always worked for me.
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[User Picture]From: nebris
2008-03-08 04:35 pm (UTC)
I'm totally there for #7. ;)

~M~
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[User Picture]From: marguerlucy
2008-03-08 04:28 pm (UTC)
If you see a polar bear, give it a big hug. (They're endangered.)

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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-03-09 04:18 am (UTC)
LOL. I adore you.
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[User Picture]From: nebris
2008-03-08 04:37 pm (UTC)

Why Do You Hate America?

#7 is the foundation of modern American culture, gaddamit!

~M~
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-03-09 04:19 am (UTC)

Re: Why Do You Hate America?

LOL.

*smooches*
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[User Picture]From: somafeysuicides
2008-03-08 04:42 pm (UTC)

harharhar!!!

in this Mexican household, duct tape and WD-40 solve EVERY household problemo! hahha

I think my best worst advice is using gasoline to cure head lice and then light a cigarette to kill the babies. *POOF* >.<
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-03-09 04:19 am (UTC)

Re: harharhar!!!

LOL! Oh God!!!
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[User Picture]From: sparkly_sparky
2008-03-08 04:45 pm (UTC)
HA HA i love that first one.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-03-09 04:20 am (UTC)
Me too. I giggled. ;)
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[User Picture]From: la_dolce
2008-03-08 05:54 pm (UTC)
We have one of those rides at the local amusement park. Doesn't go around and aroudn like a dizzy bat out of hell, though, thank god.

Oh, and #7 is perfectly reasonable advice. :D Duct tape is also good for waxing your legs in a pinch! ;)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-03-09 04:21 am (UTC)
I nearly peed my pants in sympathy for them!!!

And LOL! I'll have to try that next time my razor goes dull and I don't have a replacement venus cartridge!
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[User Picture]From: missbaddkitty
2008-03-08 06:29 pm (UTC)
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

I so need to try that in the mornings and yep WD-40 and Duck tape fixes everything
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-03-09 04:21 am (UTC)
Tell me how that works out for you. ;)
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[User Picture]From: monicarnsg
2008-03-08 06:50 pm (UTC)
I need to try number five! Number four sound familiar. . . blood-letting, anyone?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-03-09 04:23 am (UTC)
hehe. Cures hysteria!
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[User Picture]From: amazingadrian
2008-03-08 07:20 pm (UTC)
Good Idea: Whistle while you work.

Bad Idea: Whistle while you eat.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-03-09 04:23 am (UTC)
LOL! You ROCK.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-03-09 04:24 am (UTC)
LOL! Nice!
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[User Picture]From: silvergloss
2008-03-08 08:42 pm (UTC)
LOL. I wish I had some bad advice to share but I'm too busy laughing over the seven you posted. Hehe, I especially like the last one, my dad firmly believes in that, but it doesn't stop him from buying as many tools as I do handbags. Maybe it's a male version of shopping addiction maybe? xD
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-03-09 04:26 am (UTC)
LOL, it's absolutely the male version. That's a good point.
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[User Picture]From: romeokid
2008-03-08 08:53 pm (UTC)
First off, why would anyone ride that?!? I couldn't hear what number they got to while counting. Secondly, your last rule is amazing. Where did you get that list?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-03-09 04:24 am (UTC)
I know, right!?!

My sister emailed it to me and it was too good not to share. ;)
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[User Picture]From: uber_squeaky
2008-03-08 09:44 pm (UTC)
I went on a ride a lot like that once, but it definitely didn't flip as many times as that one.
#6 is horrible! XD

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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-03-09 04:28 am (UTC)
LOL, it's terrible.

And I can't imagine riding anything like that. There would be such a severe panic attack, people would be trying to throw xanax and valium up into the air in the hopes that I'd catch one with my mouth. haha
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[User Picture]From: harmonic_motion
2008-03-09 02:17 am (UTC)
If you get cut on the head, you can stop the bleeding by applying a tourniquet to the neck.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-03-09 04:49 am (UTC)
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG.
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