i saw about 16 i think
tea baggin and beef curtains cracked me up
as did ron jeremy and a meat sammy
Tea bagging made me giggle, but I wasn't familiar with the phrase beef curtains. lol! Wow!
Wear my dress again, old man, and I will snap your neck like a twig
My special talent is seeing into the womb... it's a boy, no, a girl, no, a racoon!
David Attenborough: the nocturnal habits of beavers
Needless to say, Rudy was unamused at Uncle Perry's motorboarding, even though he swore the feelings were only familial.
(did I even use the correct term? motorboarding? when you razz someone's boobs?)
I googled it and found nothing. All the same, it made me giggle.
I think I found about 13 or 14 of them.
Wanna list them? ;) I'm feeling very out of the loop.
"Mommy, please PLEASE don't make me watch the Teletubbies anymore! I'll be good! ... Wait... Oooh, boobies!" :)
(also.. add NOMMM NOMMM NOMMM noises for effect)
"This is NOT what Julie had in mind when she suggested foreplay."
She didn't have the heart to tell him that her dress wasn't a "magic eye" pattern, but after 3 hours and breaking down sobbing, she decided to put him out of his misery...
hahahha. ;) I hate those bastard magic eye patterns. I can never figure them out. I blame the astigmatism.
"I don't need a spankin', I need a HUG!"
God are you there? it's me Margaret.
LOL! I just laughed SO hard! Well done.
Don't worry grandpa.... I'm not pregnant.
I got about 18, does that mean I am disgusting?
"Please tell me you are not my daughter!Your hair is so awful!"
I know it is lame.....
LOL. Not disgusting at all. ;)