When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way! From your first cigarette to your last dyin' day.. :)
Now that song is gonna be stuck in my head!
YAY! West Side Story love! =))
And it's a pretty good song to be in your head.
That and Officer Krupke.
"I see you've noticed my forehead...I was in an unfortunate accident with a mechanical rice picker when I was a child. Fortunately there was a plastic surgeon nearby...I'm here to get my money back."
Or,
While waiting for his Targ to get out of the Horn enlargement consultation with the plastic surgeon, Worf was feeling very socially disdained for his lack of bling, which lead to the large, ever-present golden sash seen in nearly every episode of Star Trek.
If you know what a targ is without looking it up, I'll be impressed...if you know the paraphrased quote from the first comment without looking it up, you win ten thousand internets.
I do indeed get the reference in teh first quote. City On The Edge of Forever for the win! :-)
star trek dude says "god I hate earthlings."
or
Barbie: Oh my GOD what happened to your forehead?!
Trekkie: I'm here for a BOOB JOB.
Barbie: Oh.
Trekkie: Yeah.
*awkward*
Barbie: Oh my GOD what happened to your forehead?!
Trekkie: I'm here for a BOOB JOB.
Barbie: Oh.
Trekkie: Yeah.
*awkward*
Barbie: Well they do amazing work here.
Trekkie: YEAHINOTICED.
*awkward*
Worf: By Kahless, what ugly females! I hope the surgeons can make them more pleasingly Kilingon!
Worf was slowly beginning to realize that the suggestion the second leiutenant made about getting botox to fit in better amongst the human crew was not made in seriousness.
"OMG! I hope that he is the before."
Worf vowed that when he was finished heeding Barclay's "advice," the engineer would wish he were still an arachnid, the faster to run from him.
LOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Your phrasing slays me!! Rock the hell on! =)
Jet!! When you're a Jet!!
Caption:
"He looks so much like my ex-husband..."
I loooove WSS. :)
And hahaa. awesome. ;)
"I protest! I am not a merry man!"
Okay, that icon is just AWESOME! ROFLMAO!
Sir, I protest. I am *not* a plastic doll!
OR:
Yes, this forehead is real. Jealous?
Worf was beginning to suspect that, to humans, "male enhancement" did not mean a larger ridge.
"It was obvious the girls were jealous and his tan was far superior to theirs."
Obviously, no racial slur intended. A lot of press right now in my area about tanning salons and melanoma, so it was the first thing that came to mind :)
W: You too can have a forhead like this for only $4000.
hehe. I wonder how many Trekkie's would do it.
Girl in white: "So what happened with your..."
Worf: "We do not discuss such things with outsiders."
One of my favorite bits from the "Tribbles" episode of DS9.
Also, trivia bit - one year when I was in the college choir, we went to a small competition down at one of the Rutgers campuses. One of our numbers was "Tonight" sung in 5/4 time. It was fun to watch people in the audience try to figure out what time signiture we were doing it in, to make it sound *just* that much different. | 
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