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Which Harry Potter character, would you carry a baby for? ;) [Jan. 21st, 2008|02:06 pm]
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I've found all of you girls a very inexpensive pregnancy test! ;)

One way that Egyptian women would determine if they were pregnant or not was to insert an onion into their vagina. Supposedly, if the onion could be smelled on their breath, they were with child.


And some Harry Potter love. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JUjowg3rAg&e DO NOT watch if you have not read The Deathly Hallows. I mean it. It's a tribute to the fallen and I don't want to be in charge of you finding out that ________ died.

So yeah. Thank you for all of your kindness yesterday. I really appreciate it.
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[User Picture]From: faerie_mistress
2008-01-21 08:10 pm (UTC)
Eeeww much? I think I prefer the rabbit urine...
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-01-21 08:36 pm (UTC)
Lol! It's kinda gross.

And rabbit urine? Wha? *confused*
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[User Picture]From: moochies18
2008-01-21 08:16 pm (UTC)
loved the books. but, uh.... that video was bleh.
i would totaly carry snapes baby. for real. ;D he's always been mmy favorite, and the way he died... aawe. i cried in that chapter.

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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-01-21 08:37 pm (UTC)
Oh I loved the video. I teared up!

Yeah, he's a sweetie. Even though he used to be a dick, I guess I'd go for Sirius Black, though Lucius Malfoy and I might get along for a night or two. ;)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-01-21 11:42 pm (UTC)
Gary Oldman for the win! ;)
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[User Picture]From: nonplussed
2008-01-21 09:21 pm (UTC)
sirius for sure! i had such a crush on him.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-01-22 12:12 am (UTC)
He's a total hottie. ;)
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[User Picture]From: marguerlucy
2008-01-21 09:46 pm (UTC)
I'm sorry. there's no way I'd be putting an onion up there.

THOSE CRAZY ANCIENT EGYPTIANS.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-01-22 12:44 am (UTC)
LOL. Oh, I bet you would if I got you drunk enough. I work on Girls Gone Wild...

LOL. ;)
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[User Picture]From: ______andmaps
2008-01-21 09:47 pm (UTC)
RUPERT GRINT. As a reply to your title. :)

Or Sean Biggerstaff. Or Tom Riddle, the diary one.

What a funny pregnancy test -- but how to get the onion out?

And really sad tribute. Perfect song for it.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-01-22 12:46 am (UTC)
Ooh! Tom Riddle was a total hottie. Absolutely!

It's a good question regarding the onion. Maybe in labor? LOL. Oh man.. how vile.

And I thought so too. *nod*
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[User Picture]From: tigjah
2008-01-21 10:03 pm (UTC)
I put a onion in my wife's vagina...SHE WAS PISSED! On top of that..I think I am pregnant!! Either that or I ate onion rings today...OH thank god...false alarm. My wife would never have understood.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-01-22 01:09 am (UTC)
LOL. Rock on! ;)
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[User Picture]From: gonepishing
2008-01-21 10:35 pm (UTC)
And onion up the cooch sounds uncomfortable, and I don't even HAVE a vagina!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-01-22 01:15 am (UTC)
LOL, yeah, it really does.
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[User Picture]From: funkywombat
2008-01-21 10:51 pm (UTC)
We'll have to try the onion theory at a later date. (We're a little short of females volunteering to shove root vegetables in their orifices.)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-01-22 01:18 am (UTC)
LOLOL
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[User Picture]From: rochellestarr
2008-01-21 10:54 pm (UTC)
Actually I think an onion in the vagina would more likely PREVENT a pregnancy than detect it... pew!

"You've got a WHAT in your WHERE?!?!... Later chick!"

LOL
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-01-22 01:18 am (UTC)
LOL, yeah, there is that. ;)
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[User Picture]From: monicarnsg
2008-01-21 11:16 pm (UTC)
I think I'll pass on the onion! That video made me cry. I love Snape, and I always KNEW he was innocent!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-01-22 01:23 am (UTC)
The video made me sniffle too!
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From: shineyredrhinos
2008-01-21 11:25 pm (UTC)
I love Snape and an older Ron--I've got a thing for redheads, but Snape was always sexy to me. The bad-boy thing.

Of course, I would not carry anyone's baby. I do not want that parasite growing inside me.
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From: il0vemu5ic
2008-01-21 11:25 pm (UTC)
That thing about the onion is gross but interesting. I would never do that though. I can barely handle the taste and smell of it.

I'm glad you posted that HP tribute video. I was getting teary especially when it showed fred and george.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-01-22 01:25 am (UTC)
I feel you. I hate cooking with onions. If I'm gonna cry I should have my emotions involved. lol. Not a damn vegetable.

Yeah. Fred and George.. *sniff*
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From: rosegold_ruby
2008-01-21 11:26 pm (UTC)
that book made me feel so weird for a very long time after reading it.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-01-22 01:25 am (UTC)
In what way?
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[User Picture]From: sparklylights
2008-01-21 11:48 pm (UTC)
Yup, Lucius has the most sex appeal....and that lovely long hair! And I should mention here that I have met Gary Oldman!!! He is lovely but very tiny; I like a bloke to be bigger then me!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-01-22 01:28 am (UTC)
Yum, right?

And really? How'd you happen upon Gary? I've heard such great things about him as a person. Especially now that he's cleaned up.
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