||[Dec. 21st, 2007|10:53 am]
Oh, I love old school ads. ;)
And a cat and dog in an epic battle over a pet bed, but I think it really symbolizes more. ;)
"how can he explain to his sensitive young wife"
Its with a heavy heart i write these words. we have spent many happy years together. you have performed your wifely duties with the care and dedication of an obedient butler, but im afraid the time has come to part ways
the reason you see is that your vagina smells really bad. honestly it stinks. so much i am starting to believe that our beloved labrador rufus did not go and live on a farm but instead took up residency in your unmentionables where he was slowly putrified by the relentless bacterial swarms residing therin.
i have therefore elected to become a homosexual as i can no longer face being anywhere near another hairy trash can. rest assured when i am recieving swollen goods from pin striped charmer i will be thinking of you and screaming "zonite, why hath thou forsaken my wife"
is mise le meas
Bravo for all of that in its entirety, but that last paragraph had me doubled over in laughter. :) I thin it's the matter-of-fact delivery: "I have therefore eleceted to become a homosexual.."
it also looks like his wife is saying "but harold this size is average for most men"
All good girlfriends/wives say that... hehe. ;)
We lovely ladies would never say that. We'tre a bit kinder. At least while we're dating you.
Usually. One dude I dated, I almost said something. Glad I left that little problem behind me. ;)
I'll take skill over size every time. Men who are a little bit worried that they are a little "lacking" seem to make more of an effort to be better all round at everything in the bedroom. Some bigger guys feel that being big is enough and any kind of skill or finesse is not required.
Of course, a dear friend always referred to himself as "the jellybean king" which I didn't personally verify, but there's small and then there's small.
Exaaaactly. Just so long as you're good with what you're got. Sometimes there's not enough to be good with though, and that's sad.
oi! right none of you are getting flowers!
omg, that is so freaking hilaRIOUS. I thought I was the only person who thought things like that but was far too polite to write something like that for fear of offending people.
You have made my day.