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News Double Entendre, [Feb. 17th, 2005|09:47 am]
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[mood |tiredtired]
[music |Jay Jay The Jet Plane!]

Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."
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From: hymn
2005-02-17 07:57 am (UTC)
HAHAHA
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-02-17 08:33 am (UTC)
I must admit, that made me chuckle. ;)
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[User Picture]From: lordbyron3
2005-02-17 08:03 am (UTC)
I'm not gonna touch this one.

*runs away*
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-02-17 08:53 am (UTC)
You've never touched a "hot dog" ?
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[User Picture]From: beingqueen
2005-02-17 08:17 am (UTC)
Hee. Look North owns. I am so proud of being a Yorkshire girl.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-02-17 08:54 am (UTC)
I wish I was a Yorkshire girl.
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From: m_buggie
2005-02-17 10:37 am (UTC)
I wonder if it was a foot long?
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[User Picture]From: jubajr
2005-02-17 11:15 am (UTC)
I think she wishes it was. More hot meat, more warm feelings.
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[User Picture]From: sparklylights
2005-02-17 03:03 pm (UTC)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE SWEET, FUNNY, CLEVER, WITTY GIRL WHO IS RANDOMPOSTING!!!!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-02-18 04:20 pm (UTC)
Aww! *HUGS* Thanks babe. :)
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[User Picture]From: imnotyourstar6
2005-02-17 03:39 pm (UTC)
haha
oh my fuck what is the world coming to??!?!

*surprised!*

(note: i am trying to use surprised there like "bam!" or "pow!" in a cartoon...yeah...surprised....not working...but i didn't have the heart to change it)

gotta love those perverted double entendres...
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[User Picture]From: imnotyourstar6
2005-02-17 03:40 pm (UTC)
it's your birthday??

happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you,
happy birthday dear queen of the world,
happy birthdday toooo yooouuuu!!!!
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[User Picture]From: jsmonkie
2005-02-17 04:37 pm (UTC)
Happy B-Day sistah-friend!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-02-18 04:26 pm (UTC)
Thanks, honey! It was a good one.
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From: lostways
2005-02-17 07:12 pm (UTC)
BIrthday !!! today?!??!!
mmhmm Soo what is it a randomly picked birthday date as well? =p
heheh hmm hotdog i could go for some... er... hey that's a dirty joke! =o
hmmmm birthday.... hot dog.... hmmm HEY! does that mean ya want a hotdog today??

*goes and finds a big long hot dog for you*
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-02-18 04:30 pm (UTC)
No, I don't want a hot dog. A not-dog perhaps. I'm a vegetarian. :) -- And nope, no random birthday, though perhaps there should have been. I didn't think that far ahead.
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From: m_buggie
2005-02-17 07:22 pm (UTC)
Yeay! Birthday, Birthday, Birthday!
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[User Picture]From: benneh_boy3
2005-02-17 08:14 pm (UTC)
Woooo Aquarian! Have a great birthday lovely.
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[User Picture]From: santiagodr_j
2005-02-17 08:52 pm (UTC)
Happy b-day!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-02-18 04:33 pm (UTC)
Thank you! :) It was, in fact.
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[User Picture]From: richter_belmont
2005-02-17 09:37 pm (UTC)

Sometimes, semantics are important.

Eeew.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-02-18 04:36 pm (UTC)

Re: Sometimes, semantics are important.

Hehe. I enjoyed it.
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[User Picture]From: huh_uh_bob
2005-02-17 10:22 pm (UTC)
hahaha....

and on another note.....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-02-18 04:38 pm (UTC)
Which note? C Flat? :)

And thank you.
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[User Picture]From: dawrightvariety
2005-02-18 08:55 am (UTC)
awww.... that touches my..........UTERUS!
hee hee <3
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From: tabithas_ghost
2005-02-18 11:00 am (UTC)
So wrong, and yet, so funny.
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[User Picture]From: dawrightvariety
2005-02-18 08:56 am (UTC)
happy b-day too!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-02-18 04:44 pm (UTC)
Thanks babe. :)
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[User Picture]From: afropunk629
2005-02-18 09:03 am (UTC)
I'm probably a day late with this, but oh well. It's the thought that counts... or something like that. Happy Birthday (I would have written it the way Owl writes it for Eeyore in the AA Milne book Winnie the Pooh but my friend borrowed the book last year and has yet to return it... so yeah... again, thought counting, I think

Oh man. I remember the Jay Jay the Jetplane commercials that would run around here, and me and my friend Dan (way back when I was in middle school... ages ago) would run around the halls shouting "ZIGGING AND ZAGGING! FORGIVE ME FOR BRAGGIN! BUT GEE, HOW I LOVE TO FLYYYYYYYYYYY!!" and pretending we were planes, just to piss people off.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-02-18 04:46 pm (UTC)
Thanks sweetness, I appreciate it! I have a lot of Winnie The Pooh books for my kid, but I don't think I've come accross that one yet, I shall do some searching.

That wouldn't piss me off. It would amuse me. :)
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