Nah, it's the butterflies you have to worry about. As Bart Simpson once said, "No one ever suspects the butterfly."
Oooh. That'd be a twist of fate. Do they land on our fingers and then just pull all the flesh away?
Also, En Vogue is one of the very few "modern" (as in after 1980" RnB groups that I like. Good Choice.
Hmmm...I do back your jellyfish theory.
Consider this: Ostriches are the veloceraptors of our time. :)
Dude, it's not the jellyfish, they're just food for the true masters of the earth... the huge crabs
They are growing in size and are coming to get us.
All hail the huge crabs.
I once had a theory that everyone else was paired off at birth and I was the only one without a sexual partner. Everyone was in on it and everyone was lying to me.
I also theorized that the gov't is brainwashing us through tap water.
I certainly agree with the tap water to a certain degree. ;)
I've actually seen that cartoon on TV before, back in the day... Although watching it now I noticed how they carefully avoid saying the word "sex."
Jellyfish are actually out for global domination. Peanut butter and jelly, jelly beans, "gel" pens -- and don't the aliens from War of the Worlds look eerily similar to mechanic jellyfish? It's more than coincidence.
They really do. :)
Yay! Glad to have another on board. There are no coincidences. ;)
Okaaaaay, no more rumballs and eggnog for you, missy!
*grin* I was completely sober. That's the sad part.
Jellyfish, you say? TO THINK I LOVED THEM. D:
My crazy conspiracy theory is that the ridiculously high prices of college are a government plot. The more expensive education is, the fewer people will have the means or desire to go. The fewer people go, the fewer people are educated. People with less education tend to be easier to control. Keeping knowledge from the people leads to a more biddable population! And then, as for those pesky types who insist on going on to college, if they are deep enough in debt by the time they get out, the government/loan companies will pretty much own them anyway, so there's not too much to worry about. Nothing like a little monetary leverage! :p
The big hole in my theory here is that there are lots of very clever people who never went to college. XD But um... it's a nice conspiracy freakout, I guess?
P.S. DON'T DANCE WITH BOYS ON YOUR PERIOD. DON'T DO IT! XD Oh geeze, Disney.
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Do you really like jellyfish?
I like your conspiracy theory. I think it makes a lot of sense.
medusas...they are scary
well i thought i would say hi. i am going to try to keep up here better. peace, nancy
Hi there! :) Loooong time no see! Good to hear from you. :)
Perhaps in another dimesion the jellyfish are far more dangerous, and intellegent. I've often thought that every dimension is very loosly gaurd from the other, and that from time to time people slip into the next slightly different dimension. It's explained away easily, with things like " I thought we went that day to go back packing? no but I could have sworn?" the times you're feeling like you're damn near positive everything just flipped on it's side or everyone lost their memory isn't you being crazy, you just slipped into the next dimension of reality. So perphaps in another dimension the Jellyfish are in fact great warlords, reigning over the seas, but when they arived here they found that they're nothing more than brainless creatures that enjoy stinging random folks, oh how the mighty have fallen
I don't think they're all that brainless. I think it's a ploy. If we think we're brainless we'll be unsuspecting of the colossal nightmare to come.
I love the idea of alternate realities though. I think there's a lot to be said for it.
I think stupid people are more dangerous than jellyfish...I hope the jellyfish eat them first.
lol, I doubt it though. Why would they want to eat the stupid people when they can eat the ntelligent and absorb their mental capacities?
I feel so edumacated now...gotta love the part about avoiding constipation. Mmmmm...blockage. LOL
Wierd thought? I had one this morning...for the girls out there...(somewhat related to the video...) ya know how we've always been told it's important to pee within 15 minutes after having sex to avoid yeast and bladder infections? I always thought it was because we were supposed to be "flushing our system"...but then I started thinking...they also say urine is the most sterile fluid to come out of the human body...and sex causes oh-so-wonderful little tears for us female kind...so we're actually more or less washing our "wounds" when we do that...I would think that would have more to do with it than a so-called "system flush".
Possibly an overshare on my part...but you asked for wierd thoughts. :)
Constipation kills.. ;)
And nope, I think you're spot on!
I concur! But consider this... those "stings" are actually them implanting things in us!
OOH! You've expanded my theory! Much love!
I have a theory that rats and squirrels are going to hook up with each other and create a new master race of squirats..... seeking world domination.
Margaret Atwood came up with a scarier hybrid in her book Oryx and Crake. Rats mixed with snakes called "snats". Viciuous, venomous things that could move through plumbing...you get the idea.
because of that supersition that you're not supposed to walk under ladders (due to the triangle shape the ladder creates and the triangle is like, the shape of life or the soul and by walking thru it you interrupt that symbol of life)... every time i am forced to walk under a shape vaguely similar, i subconsciously scream "THE VORTEX OF LIFE!!!!"
i think I shared that before.... deja vu!!! THE VORTEX OF LIFE!!
I love this little tid bit about you. It rocks my world.
I'm afraid you've stumbled upon our little gelatinous secret, my Dear Randomposting. Unfortunately now that you know the horrifying truth about the brethren of jellyfish, you'll have to be silenced. Please report to the nearest beach for a thorough stinging. Failing that, your local aquarium should be a viable alternative. Just tell the workers that you've come for your jellyfish mindwipe, and they'll do the rest.
And speaking of sex education videos, I was convinced that they were lying to us in health class for years because they never, ever mentioned anything about guy on guy stuff. By that time I was totally aware it was possible and had already had my first boyfriend, but year after year the Health Books didn't mention it all all. I was sure that one day the teacher would come to class wheeling a cart full of books, furtively lock all the doors and close the blinds and finally give us the real info. But no...
*grin* I'll be sure to do that.
If there's no post tomorrow we all know why. ;)
And aww! *hugs* If I taught teenagers sex, I'd teach them about all of it. Gay, straight, vanilla, filthy... every bit of it. ;)
And wind up in the slammer...