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Kiss your cat! [Nov. 25th, 2007|09:54 am]
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The matrimonial pollsters contend their studies indicate the man who kisses his wife good-bye when he leaves for work every morning averages a higher income than does the fellow who doesn't do that thing. Husbands who exercise the rituals of affection tend to be more painstaking, more stable, more methodical, thus higher earners, it's believed. 
 

( *shrug* Who knows. How could that seriously be polled?)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-708218345413567790
And that's a very ANGRY cat. I wouldn't want to run into that cat in a dark alley. She'll cut a bitch. ;)
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[User Picture]From: wafflelips
2007-11-25 11:48 pm (UTC)
Being very, very quiet.

I'm also wondering (in my quiet voice, while we're trying on some clothes at the mall) if women were to get wives and kiss them every morning, would our salaries increase, too? Or can it only work on men?
;-)
Love those pants, btw. You should totally buy them. In every color available. And in capris. And oh, look at those shoes....
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-11-25 11:49 pm (UTC)
I'll be in the bookstore looking for future randomposting ideas if anyone needs me... ;)
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[User Picture]From: wafflelips
2007-11-25 11:51 pm (UTC)
Wheee! And will you be buying some new books, too?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-11-25 11:51 pm (UTC)
I'll keep an eye open. Anything in particular you're looking for? ;)
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[User Picture]From: wafflelips
2007-11-25 11:54 pm (UTC)
Damn, I have a whole list on amazon if you want to consult it. ;-)

Kivel, P
Rodriguez, Luis
hooks, b
Greenberg, Leslie
McGoldrick, M (ed)
Malcolm, Dave
Rogers, C
I could go on and on and on...and since everyone's salaries will be so big, I guess we won't have to worry about going broke buying me books. ;-)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-11-26 12:20 am (UTC)
heh. ;) I wish iw asn't broke!
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[User Picture]From: cheyennestribe
2007-11-26 12:01 am (UTC)
Now that's a good question - I could use a wife - oh, no - not those shoes, get the burgandy ones - much better. Those look so good on you. Ah, accessories next stop.
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[User Picture]From: wafflelips
2007-11-26 12:07 am (UTC)
Gosh, do you think we should buy something for our husbands and wives since they enable us to spend all this cash at the mall....oooooh cashmere. I need some new sweaters. Oh, and I love that purse you picked out. Wait, was I talking about a gift for someone? Must have been one for me...I've been working awfully hard at this shopping thing and deserve a little something. Let's head over to jewelry. :-)
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