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Kiss your cat! [Nov. 25th, 2007|09:54 am]
[mood |cynicalcynical]
[music |Hail To The Princess Aurora]

The matrimonial pollsters contend their studies indicate the man who kisses his wife good-bye when he leaves for work every morning averages a higher income than does the fellow who doesn't do that thing. Husbands who exercise the rituals of affection tend to be more painstaking, more stable, more methodical, thus higher earners, it's believed. 

( *shrug* Who knows. How could that seriously be polled?)

And that's a very ANGRY cat. I wouldn't want to run into that cat in a dark alley. She'll cut a bitch. ;)

From: echanchisai
2007-11-25 06:37 pm (UTC)
I feel so bad for that cat. :(

I threw away my chance at marriage, so I guess I'll have to make it on my own! ;)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-11-25 07:55 pm (UTC)
It doesn't say how successful bachelors and bachelorette's do, when kissing themselves in the mirror every morning. ;)
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