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Kiss your cat! [Nov. 25th, 2007|09:54 am]
[mood |cynicalcynical]
[music |Hail To The Princess Aurora]

The matrimonial pollsters contend their studies indicate the man who kisses his wife good-bye when he leaves for work every morning averages a higher income than does the fellow who doesn't do that thing. Husbands who exercise the rituals of affection tend to be more painstaking, more stable, more methodical, thus higher earners, it's believed. 

( *shrug* Who knows. How could that seriously be polled?)

And that's a very ANGRY cat. I wouldn't want to run into that cat in a dark alley. She'll cut a bitch. ;)

[User Picture]From: sensibleken
2007-11-25 06:35 pm (UTC)

is this why polygamists are always loaded

everyone marry me and well split it 50 50
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-11-25 07:54 pm (UTC)
hehe, how does that math work? ;)
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[User Picture]From: sensibleken
2007-11-25 08:34 pm (UTC)
ok you rumbled my scam

now how much is it gonna take for you to keep this schtum
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-11-25 08:35 pm (UTC)
hehe. 10 percent.
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[User Picture]From: wafflelips
2007-11-25 11:56 pm (UTC)
I'm not so sure about that math of yours....
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-11-26 12:21 am (UTC)
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