|Kiss your cat!
||[Nov. 25th, 2007|09:54 am]
|||||Hail To The Princess Aurora||]|
The matrimonial pollsters contend their studies indicate the man who kisses his wife good-bye when he leaves for work every morning averages a higher income than does the fellow who doesn't do that thing. Husbands who exercise the rituals of affection tend to be more painstaking, more stable, more methodical, thus higher earners, it's believed.
( *shrug* Who knows. How could that seriously be polled?)
And that's a very ANGRY cat. I wouldn't want to run into that cat in a dark alley. She'll cut a bitch. ;)
So, if everyone gets themselves a wife, and kisses her every morning before work, we'll all make more money.
I'm off to find me a wife...I suggest you do the same. ;-)
is this why polygamists are always loaded
everyone marry me and well split it 50 50
hehe, how does that math work? ;)
ok you rumbled my scam
now how much is it gonna take for you to keep this schtum
I'm not so sure about that math of yours....
Let me know if you find a keeper. ;)
And where in the study does it let us know how a wife can earn more money? Inquiring minds want to know. Oh wait....I can just head to the mall and spend that extra money my husband makes! He'll never know....shhhh...be very, very quiet. :)
Yeah, I thought the "study" was a little unbalanced too, but interesting none the less.
Maybe we all have to get wives. Truly, maybe it's the only way for society to thrive--gay marriage. Polygamous, gay marriage or maybe polygamous bisexual marriage...or, now I'm confused.
Being very, very quiet.
I'm also wondering (in my quiet voice, while we're trying on some clothes at the mall) if women were to get wives and kiss them every morning, would our salaries increase, too? Or can it only work on men?
Love those pants, btw. You should totally buy them. In every color available. And in capris. And oh, look at those shoes....
I'll be in the bookstore looking for future randomposting ideas if anyone needs me... ;)
Wheee! And will you be buying some new books, too?
Now that's a good question - I could use a wife - oh, no - not those shoes, get the burgandy ones - much better. Those look so good on you. Ah, accessories next stop.