Well seeing as I haven't met/seen you in person...
Prolly freak out. LOLz

I'd applaud your ability to squeeze into a twin size bed with me and the boyfriend without waking anyone up.
LOLOLOL

"I don't take him bed-hopping with me!"

hehehe. ;)

"This is random..." (Dun dun chah!)

LOL!

Rock on! =)

well tomorrow morning I wake up at 5:30, so probably just leave you there with a post it asking how you got there.

LOL!

I would read the post it note and feel too guilty and confused to leave and have your door open for other people to enter your place, so I'd probably alphabetize your dvd's and refold your shirts until you came home. And play on your computer! LOL I'm.. weird.

My first thought would be..."how did you manage to get past the guard cat?" then it would be..."hmmm...you're warm." and we'd probably snuggle. I'm such a snuggler. I even do it to Evelyn when we are laying down together.

I'm a snuggler too! And I'd play with Miss Evelyn, and dream about having a little girl some day! And I'd lock you in your room so you could get some sleep and I'd take care of her and play with her, because I know at that age sleep is a rarity for the Mommy!

I'd hit it.

LOL!!!

If I let you see my boobies after that terrible bee picture you posted.

I had a horrific nightmare, I'll have you know. Much writhing and whimpering.

Really? How do we know?

It didn't appaear to be connected to anything else.

wonder how the hell you got this far that quick

I have super powers. ;)

action one, groggily: ponder? nom nom, probably this or that.
action two: go back to sleep
action three, groggier still: Is that an arm?
action four: yes. yes, that is an arm, and it isn't mine.
action five: is it mine?
action six: tries to find her arms
action seven, slightly alarmed: not mine. reason for shrieking verified
action eight: Get Out Of Bed Before It Eats ME MOVE NOW, DAMN YOU, LEGS
action nine: sits in a confused heap at the bottom of the bed

LOL! ;) I wouldn't eat you.

I'm a vegetarian.

It depends.

If I found you in bed with me tomorrow morning, here, at home, I'd gently kiss you awake, whisper, "Quick! Leave now, before L. wakes up and kills you."

If I found you in bed with me tomorrow morning, say, if I was already at the Residency, I'd lie still, as long as possible to let you rest, and at your first stir, I'd kiss you, respectfully, that is, and as long as you let me. I wouldn't make a pass, because, after all, we're both married.

And, now, someone is about to ask, "Isn't a kiss a pass?"

I'd say, "It depends."

I'd say a kiss is a pass. ;)

I'm actually not married, Got a kid, but only a boyfriend at this point. We'll see if anyone ever wants to marry me. haha

But I'm a bonafide heterosexual. :)

Two options with with this one really, and those are.
1: I'm at my girlfriend's house at which point I'd say something like, well you not the normal other girl who sleeps here, because our frined tends to.
2: I'm at my room at the college, at which point I'd appologize for the fact that the bed is so damn narrow, and the room like like an oven

lol! ;) I wouldn't have stayed if the room was an oven. I can't handle too much heat.

I'd wonder how you managed to fit in between myself, the dog, the cat, and Ronnie, since I fought a losing battle crawling back in this morning.

And then I'd wonder if you tucked your son in with Raud.

lol! Awesome. ;)

I try to leave him home when I'm bed hopping.

i'd freak out of course!! i have no idea who the hell you are! lol though it would be the most random of random events ever to happen in the history of random.

LOL! Right!?!

Hahahaha.

I'd make you take me to a local show.

I'd wonder how you found the front door in the dark. Seriously. people miss it even in broad daylight.

I'm sneaky and stealthy. I could do it. ;)

I'd be shocked and only capable of saying, "But, wha...? Uh..." before any coherent thought could be put together, much less said. After that, likely just a "Good morning" and go about my way. ;)

*grin* Wouldja make me breakfast?