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More metaphorical and simile goodness. [Feb. 10th, 2005|04:31 pm]
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Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
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[User Picture]From: bloody_kisser
2005-02-10 02:41 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha. That's great.

Where'd you get that one?

<3 - Kat
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-02-10 03:38 pm (UTC)
In an email. :) I loved it.
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[User Picture]From: breakingbeauty7
2005-02-10 02:44 pm (UTC)
i really dont think i'd want a thigh master on my face... that would suck.
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[User Picture]From: findingmelmo
2005-02-10 02:52 pm (UTC)
I am of the belief that thigh masters suck in general.
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From: etherealprimate
2005-02-10 03:16 pm (UTC)
How can an oval be "perfect???" Is there a formula?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-02-10 03:41 pm (UTC)
Yes.

o+v=a-l.

Or something..
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[User Picture]From: afropunk629
2005-02-10 03:43 pm (UTC)
::completely straight face::

That's not funny. I was mugged by a Thigh Master.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-02-10 03:51 pm (UTC)
Ouch. That'll leave a mark.
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[User Picture]From: sativa7582
2005-02-10 06:10 pm (UTC)
What to know what is a great game to play either at the arcade or at home and it will definately make you sweat while having fun??? DDR... Dance Dance Revolution!!! I used to always play it at arcades... I just bought it today and I love it!!!
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[User Picture]From: sativa7582
2005-02-10 06:10 pm (UTC)
And yes I know that was irrelevant!!! I'm being a dork right now!!!
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From: m_buggie
2005-02-11 11:23 am (UTC)
*shivers* Great, now I'm going to have nightmares about Susanne Somers, Thigh Masters, and ovals...
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[User Picture]From: afropunk629
2005-02-11 11:35 am (UTC)
Hehehe... yeah, sure, "nightmares..." ::wink wink:: We believe you... sick-o... we all know what you think about in your spare time... ::glare::
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[User Picture]From: pickleweesle
2005-02-11 12:58 pm (UTC)
makes enough sweet sense to me
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From: __iris__
2005-02-11 02:12 pm (UTC)
I would be disturbed if some guy had said that to me. I don't think anyone would want to be told that their face looks like it's been compressed by an exercising machine...
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-02-11 06:41 pm (UTC)
That's the point! :)
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[User Picture]From: geoffrey_lli
2005-02-11 11:32 pm (UTC)
<333333333333333333333


I don't even have anything thing else to say but: %0

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    [User Picture]From: randomposting
    2005-02-12 09:47 am (UTC)
    You liked it?
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