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Caption Letter Time. :) [Aug. 28th, 2007|04:26 pm]
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These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed
in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine.

1. "I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience."
2. "I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreasheet progroms."
3. "Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year."
4. "Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions."
5. "Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave."
6. "Failed bar exam with relatively high grades."
7. "It's best for employers that I not work with people."
8. "Let's meet, so you can 'ooh' and 'aah' over my experience."
9. "You will want me to be Head Honcho in no time."
10. "Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details."
11. "I was working for my mom until she decided to move."
12. "Marital status: single. Unmarried. Unengaged. Uninvolved. No
13. "I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."
14. "I am loyal to my employer at all costs....Please feel free to
respond to my resume on my office voice mail."
15. "I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely no one
and absolutely nothing."
16. "My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I possess no
training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage."
17. "I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant."
18. "Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far."
19. "As indicated, I have over five years of analyzing investments."
20. "Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain
21. "Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as 'job-hopping'.
I have never quit a job."
22. "Marital status: often. Children: various."
23. "Reason for leaving last job: They insisted that all employees
get to work by 8:45 am every morning. I couldn't work under
those conditions."
24. "The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous
25. "Finished eighth in my class of ten."
26. "References: none. I've left a path of destruction behind me."
I stole that from a few of you and thought it was too good not to share. :)

And no youtube today. Can't have lists, and photobuckets AND youtubes.

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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-08-28 09:33 pm (UTC)
Great. :)

Got a caption?
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[User Picture]From: zibacco
2007-08-28 09:32 pm (UTC)
Elizabeth the Second is the first member of the British royal family ever to find a bit of regal flatulalence completely unamusing.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-08-28 09:37 pm (UTC)
LOL. Exactly. That's what I'm talking about. :)
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[User Picture]From: adaveen
2007-08-28 11:29 pm (UTC)
hehehe - love the resume stuff - never, NEVER trust automatic spelling correction! (20)

And you know, I'd consider the person that included item 13.

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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-08-29 09:31 pm (UTC)
LOL! I loved 13 too. Fab.

And definitely. I think most of these are spelling. *shakes head* Funny though!
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[User Picture]From: marguerlucy
2007-08-29 12:27 am (UTC)

I would hire person 7, 8, 15, 16, 22, and 26 and have the most hilarious office EVER.
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[User Picture]From: marguerlucy
2007-08-29 12:28 am (UTC)
ps, do you know the actual circumstances of that photo? it cracks me up...and prince harry is HOT.
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[User Picture]From: canadianactor
2007-08-29 06:08 am (UTC)
too funny.

"I believe someone pulled my finger."
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-08-29 09:39 pm (UTC)
haha, nice! :)
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[User Picture]From: benneh_boy3
2007-08-29 03:31 pm (UTC)

Re: FTW!

Hahahahaha yes
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-08-29 09:50 pm (UTC)
Even when he wore the Nazi Youth costume?

That irritated me.
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[User Picture]From: xenaamazon
2007-09-06 06:54 pm (UTC)

My quote, lol.

This might sound a little corny:

Harry: Auntie Anne, Are you a man?! LMFAO!!

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[User Picture]From: xenaamazon
2007-09-06 06:56 pm (UTC)

Re: My quote, lol.

Wait, is that Harry?
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