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[Feb. 9th, 2005|12:18 pm]
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There is only an 18 inch difference between a pat on the back and a kick in the butt.
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From: lostways
2005-02-09 12:29 pm (UTC)
do ya know what else is a 18 difference???? if ya go from the front? hehehe nvm um soo i am so tried>< i hate not able to sleep so much excitement!
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From: mc___mc
2005-02-09 01:09 pm (UTC)
wouldn't that be between a pat on the back and being sexually harassed?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-02-09 09:56 pm (UTC)
Depends, I suppose.. Is it simoultaneous?
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[User Picture]From: unknownalchemy
2005-02-09 02:14 pm (UTC)
Who kicks to pat people on the back?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-02-09 10:15 pm (UTC)
I don't know.. I was just quoting the guy on the Newlywed game. :)
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[User Picture]From: findingmelmo
2005-02-09 02:26 pm (UTC)

Back disalignment

Also an 18 inch difference between a pat on the butt ;), and a kick in the back.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-02-09 10:35 pm (UTC)

Re: Back disalignment

It's all about how you look at it! :)

( My favorite PBS Kids commercial has that on it...)
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[User Picture]From: huh_uh_bob
2005-02-09 02:43 pm (UTC)
what about a pat on the head?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-02-09 10:48 pm (UTC)
Rather condescending, isn't it?
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[User Picture]From: huh_uh_bob
2005-02-09 11:01 pm (UTC)
i forgot what condescending means... haha
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[User Picture]From: psychobgy
2005-02-09 06:17 pm (UTC)
That one is good :-P
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From: hymn
2005-02-09 07:58 pm (UTC)
mmm you should have said 18 inch difference between a pat on the back and a smack on the ass n_n HELL YEA
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From: hymn
2005-02-09 07:59 pm (UTC)
but seriously; it's eighteen inches for EVERYONE? what if one has a longer waist then others or something? or w/e
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-02-09 11:40 pm (UTC)
I think it was just a general average. *shrug*
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-02-09 11:39 pm (UTC)
Have you had your daily spanking?
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From: hymn
2005-02-10 12:21 am (UTC)
NOPE I WISH MY BF WOULD GIVE IT TO ME ALL READY!!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-02-10 12:25 am (UTC)
Bastard, slacking!
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[User Picture]From: duckfast
2005-02-09 08:44 pm (UTC)
its also the same distance from a guys nose (when hes facing forward) to his fingertips (arm sticking out straight to the side)and from his nose to his dick.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-02-09 11:44 pm (UTC)
Always with the new knowledge. Thank you! :)
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[User Picture]From: duckfast
2005-02-10 08:06 pm (UTC)
hehe, anytime
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[User Picture]From: afropunk629
2005-02-10 11:12 am (UTC)
Unless you're really tall... or really short...

I think the little people of America are going to be coming after you, for not taking them into account. Sizist (I think that's a racist against little people or tall people)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-02-10 03:16 pm (UTC)
I'm close enough to being one of the "little people" that I don't think they'd have a leg to stand on. Short, or not.
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