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[Nov. 14th, 2004|07:43 pm]
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I've hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.
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[User Picture]From: amistillwaiting
2004-11-15 03:31 am (UTC)
you are a very interesting person. I like your journal. May I add you?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2004-11-15 04:07 am (UTC)
And you're added! :)
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From: jujubeesndtlb
2004-11-16 01:38 am (UTC)

i like you

you seem like the kind of random person everyone needs in their life i think i'm gonna add you to my list of friends
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2004-11-16 01:40 am (UTC)

Re: i like you

I like you too. ;) Consider yourself added.
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From: lickedastopsign
2004-11-23 11:17 pm (UTC)
i am in love with your entries <33
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[User Picture]From: boxxo
2004-12-27 01:20 am (UTC)
To start a war...

Be ready to ignore upcoming atrocities, and rest up a few months beforehand. If anybody asks you what you knew about the atrocities after the fact, deny as much as possible, and duck everything else.

Get the majority of people to go along with it by telling a lie that panics them. Nukes or something. If the lie is uncovered, blame bad intelligence. Repat this tactic several more times. Quietly assassinate whoever you need to.

Have close ties with the person you're going to war with, but wait ten or twenty years, and then try to link them with terrorists. If this doesn't work, just tell people it did. If they continue to argue, just raise the volume.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2004-12-27 06:04 am (UTC)
Hehe. I like you.

Want to be my secretary of defense?
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[User Picture]From: boxxo
2004-12-27 08:09 am (UTC)
Only if I get to squint a lot and look smug at press conferences...
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2004-12-27 08:14 am (UTC)
Naturally. ;)
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[User Picture]From: rouninisapphire
2004-12-29 08:36 pm (UTC)

tee hee, i shot my brother with a nerf-ball-gun-thingy in the face once...it didn't hurt him though.

heh heh, that's great talk...but i'm gonna be out on the streets, protesting. with my picket signs and stupid rhymes, i'll rule the peace doves, and squash you war hawks. (just kidding)
~No more war,you dirty whores!~
Rounini Sapphire
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2004-12-29 08:37 pm (UTC)

Re: tee hee, i shot my brother with a nerf-ball-gun-thingy in the face once...it didn't hurt him tho

You silly hippie. You just light some incense and be on your way.

;)
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[User Picture]From: rouninisapphire
2004-12-29 10:38 pm (UTC)

Re: tee hee, i shot my brother with a nerf-ball-gun-thingy in the face once...it didn't hurt him tho

what kind? cherry vanilla...or cherry vanilla?(that's all i got folks, sorry, no choice :))
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2004-12-29 10:40 pm (UTC)

Re: tee hee, i shot my brother with a nerf-ball-gun-thingy in the face once...it didn't hurt him tho

Patchouli.
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[User Picture]From: rouninisapphire
2004-12-29 10:41 pm (UTC)

Re: tee hee, i shot my brother with a nerf-ball-gun-thingy in the face once...it didn't hurt him tho

hmmm... i'll have to get back to you on that.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2004-12-29 10:45 pm (UTC)

Re: tee hee, i shot my brother with a nerf-ball-gun-thingy in the face once...it didn't hurt him tho

*holds breath*
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[User Picture]From: rouninisapphire
2004-12-29 10:46 pm (UTC)

Re: tee hee, i shot my brother with a nerf-ball-gun-thingy in the face once...it didn't hurt him tho

no, don't do that!it might take me a while!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2004-12-29 10:50 pm (UTC)

Re: tee hee, i shot my brother with a nerf-ball-gun-thingy in the face once...it didn't hurt him tho

Oooh! *breathes again*
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[User Picture]From: rouninisapphire
2004-12-29 10:58 pm (UTC)

Re: tee hee, i shot my brother with a nerf-ball-gun-thingy in the face once...it didn't hurt him tho

hahaha, you're great
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2004-12-29 11:02 pm (UTC)

Re: tee hee, i shot my brother with a nerf-ball-gun-thingy in the face once...it didn't hurt him tho

No, YOU'RE great!
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[User Picture]From: rouninisapphire
2004-12-29 11:03 pm (UTC)

Re: tee hee, i shot my brother with a nerf-ball-gun-thingy in the face once...it didn't hurt him tho

we both are then *loves compromise...when in a good mood...ahahhahaha*
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2004-12-29 11:07 pm (UTC)

Re: tee hee, i shot my brother with a nerf-ball-gun-thingy in the face once...it didn't hurt him tho

How can LJ survive with so much greatness abounding? The greatness of us.
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[User Picture]From: rouninisapphire
2004-12-29 11:09 pm (UTC)

Re: tee hee, i shot my brother with a nerf-ball-gun-thingy in the face once...it didn't hurt him tho

yes, we might cause it to overload...
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[User Picture]From: rouninisapphire
2004-12-29 11:24 pm (UTC)

good night...morning, whatever you wanna call it...

weeeelll, your randomness,
i bid you adeiu. as well as good night...hahahaha.
~Lotsa Friendly Love~
Sapphira, Lady of the Sapphires,Loyal follower of her royal(yaye for rhyming!) Randomness
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2004-12-29 11:41 pm (UTC)

Re: good night...morning, whatever you wanna call it...

Sweet dreams, Lady Sapphira!
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[User Picture]From: rouninisapphire
2004-12-31 04:36 pm (UTC)

Re: good night...morning, whatever you wanna call it...

Ahh, no dreams...alas....
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From: (Anonymous)
2005-01-09 03:09 pm (UTC)
i would have to say...The Princess Bride is a classic. by far.

-imnotyourstar6
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