||[Jul. 23rd, 2007|07:22 am]
Scary tornado videos. 'Tis the season.
And Legend has it that stealing someone's shadow ( By measuring it against a wall and driving a nail through it's head) can turn the victim into a vampire.
Hmm. I always thought there had to be some biting involved.
I wonder how they come up with legends like that. Probably something silly along the lines of "got your nose" with a kid or something..
"got your nose" is a little less terrifying than vampire making.
well actually, if someone could actually "get my nose" I'd probably freak a little bit.
lol, not nearly as cool, though.
"measuring it against the wall" - er, darn, i'd totally do this, but i don't usually carry a tape measurer around handy-like with me. ;)
lol, bet you will now! ;)
lol we think along the same lines (see below)
Oooh, I think we found new collaborators. :)
I'd like you to picture the following being narrated by that guy who does all the movie previews (and that geiko commercial):
From the people who brought you "Peter Pan - The Boy Who Would Never Grow Up"
He lost his shadow.
But SOMEBODY. FOUND IT.
*slasher music, sound of a nail pounding. Tinkerbell screams. Wendy wakes up sweaty in a sexy nightdress*
PETER PAN - THE BOY WHO WOULD NEVER DIE.
Amazing. That commentary cracked me up, sooooo much,
For the win. *points at you*