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hehe, country song titles that should have been. :) [Jun. 9th, 2007|07:35 am]
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Top 25 Classic Country Songs

25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.

24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Were Pure.

23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.

21. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We're Even.

20. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.

19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.

18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.

17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.

16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.

15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here

14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You.

13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.

12. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.

11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).

10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You.

9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him.

8. Please Bypass This Heart.

7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.

6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.

5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.

4. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

3. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles.

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.

And the Number 1 Country and Western song of all Time is...

1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few

[User Picture]From: booniecat
2007-06-09 01:33 pm (UTC)
Why don't I ever hear those songs on the radio? Seems like it would be an interesting countdown!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-06-10 01:38 am (UTC)
lol! I agree. No one else does though.. haha, smallest responses ever.
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[User Picture]From: leilia
2007-06-09 10:49 pm (UTC)
You're missing "Everyone looks good at two o'clock in the morning" although it might be on the same album as #2.

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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-06-10 01:45 am (UTC)
LOL! It totally was. =)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-06-10 01:51 am (UTC)
Awesome. :)
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From: becuz
2007-06-10 02:07 am (UTC)
those are awesome!!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-06-10 02:27 am (UTC)
I thought they were pretty fantastic when I found them. =)
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[User Picture]From: i3ad_i3lood
2007-06-10 02:09 am (UTC)
The only reason you wouldn't hear these on the radio is that they would end up sounding better and more interesting than the real songs.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-06-10 02:31 am (UTC)
LOL. I agree, for the most part. :)
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[User Picture]From: trema_slo
2007-06-10 03:47 am (UTC)
Them songs be cuteness, darlin'. Yes'm.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-06-10 04:23 am (UTC)
I thought they were pretty darn cute when I saw them. =)
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[User Picture]From: geminiwench
2007-06-11 02:12 am (UTC)
O no! You forgot the Dolly Parton classic!
"I Don't Want To Throw Rice (I Want to Throw Rocks)"

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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-06-11 02:14 am (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: geminiwench
2007-06-11 02:21 am (UTC)
Dolly Parton herself remembers the title as
I Dont Want To Throw Rocks At Your Wedding (I Want To Throw Rocks)... which I think is alittle more catchy;)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-06-11 02:22 am (UTC)
LOL. Seriously! That's fantastic.
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