Ever see Boondock Saints? There is a great scene about that right in the beginning of the movie. Funny stuff.
dude Boondock Saints is a great movie...
2005-02-04 07:21 pm (UTC)
i love your beautiful icon
2005-02-04 07:00 pm (UTC)
need to beat your wife but want to do it legally?
2005-02-04 07:00 pm (UTC)
i dont see the volcano stuff on your journal yet ;p!
It'll be there soon. ;) I gotta be random. If I just put it on there now you'd be expecting it...
Boondock Saints is an awesome Movie!
Geeez, this is popular, huh?
2005-02-04 07:05 pm (UTC)
more wife beating laws:
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
Without her consent. LOL. Wow. Good finds, m'dear.
Heh, Boondocks is my all-time favorite movie. Right up there with FightClub and The Big Lebowski.
And I knew about that... insaneness. Come online sometime soon Random, I need a good conversationalist to talk to :D
My head hurts too much, right now.
2005-02-04 07:10 pm (UTC)
wow some of these laws are just retarded:
When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.
It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.
All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.
It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things in your lover's ear during sex.
and it goes on and on.http://www.legal-forms-kit.com/legal-jokes/dumb-laws.html
They're not retarded. They were not born mentally handicapped. That phraising annoys and aggravates me almost as much as saying "That's gay" does for something that is stupid or annoying. Grrr.
But yes, they're ridiculous. I was going to randomly throw these on my journal.. but you all ready did, so I guess I don't need to now. lol. You all keep looking and find my sources.. Soon I'll have to delete the journal, I'll have nothing left to post.
no wider than you're thunb?!
where's the fun in that?
Rebar (the stuff used to reinforce concrete) is thinner than my thumb. It's very heavy and could serious damage.
2005-02-04 07:20 pm (UTC)
quick question - does it need to be the legnth or the width of the thumb? because if its just the width and not the legnth i know where they got the idea for english canes now.
I keep seeing it, but never speak up.
I like your icon.
I actually already knew that!!! Learned it from Boondock Saints. If ANYONE has not seen that movie, they must. That is my personal mission
All right. I'm gonna rent this, since like 12 of you have talked about it all ready.
Aha well apparently I need to see Boondock Saints considering EVERYONE who left comments recommended Boondock Saints. And what a terrible thing, to beat your wife.
"I'm the Funnyman! I'm the Funnyman!"
"Fuckin... fuckers. fucking fucked these fuckers fuckin... FUCK!"
"Well, he certainly showed the versatility of the word."
What if it were a really obeese(sp?) person, with a very large thumb circumference? thumb width seems to vary from person to person...*shugs* i hate technicalities, so i won't go into any more, but they are buzzing around my head now.
I think it depends on the individual thumb.. your wife knew what she was getting herself into when she married you, etc.
hmmmmm I heard that rule of thumb had to do with something different then beating of the ole ball and chain. :) time for a google.