Elwood's announce things to me. How about you?

Elwood Edwards did the voice for the AOL sound files (i.e. "You've got Mail!"). He is heard about 27 million times a day. The recordings were done before Quantum changed its name to AOL and the program was known as "Q-Link."

http://www.dailymotion.com/tag/funny/video/xmjez_bad-day

And heh. Bye bye job!