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Oh, I laughed. ;) [May. 15th, 2007|07:18 am]
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5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the timemanagement course you sent me to."

3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

1 . Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen".


And John Locke, in speed painting, Impressive!!

[User Picture]From: faerie_mistress
2007-05-15 12:40 pm (UTC)
Hmm... we have the Blood Bank coming to our workplace next month... there might be alot of this going on!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-05-17 01:08 am (UTC)
lol! Yay! You'll have to tell me how it works?
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[User Picture]From: nebris
2007-05-15 01:05 pm (UTC)

"...in Jesus' name, Amen"


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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-05-17 01:09 am (UTC)

Re: "...in Jesus' name, Amen"

LOL. Right?

I totally just missed getting caught reading this post with your sooo not work safe icon at my desk at work. lol. That would have blown.
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From: december27poet
2007-05-15 01:42 pm (UTC)
I wonder if #1 would work if the boss knew that I'm Buddhist.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-05-17 01:09 am (UTC)
hehe, only one way to find out. ;)
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[User Picture]From: cloakofnonsense
2007-05-15 02:24 pm (UTC)


haha! my mom's a minister, and she said that's what all the other [usually male] ministers did when she found them in their offices sleeping.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-05-17 01:10 am (UTC)

Re: amen

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[User Picture]From: happyfriday
2007-05-15 03:16 pm (UTC)
ooh and I laughed also.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-05-17 01:11 am (UTC)
=) hehe
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[User Picture]From: zibacco
2007-05-15 05:33 pm (UTC)
I'm now jealous as hell of that guy's photoshop skills. I mean, I never claimed to be any great expert. I love that program and enjoy playing around with it. But to have level of photoshop chops would be amazing.

More practice!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-05-17 01:13 am (UTC)
Looking forward to seeing it. :)

And yeah, seriously awesome, right?
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[User Picture]From: theprimrosepath
2007-05-15 07:37 pm (UTC)


How about "Well, you see, boss, it was either take a nap to aleviate this nigh-unbearable headache, or find and destory its cause, which just happens to be my co-woker over there who possesses all the chewing skills of a three-year-old and who cannot stop popping her gum/munching on chips/loudly sucking on ice for more than ten minutes on any given day. Take. Your. Pick." :)

Not that I'm, um, annoyed, or anything...

To make up for the sarcasm, though, and to make myself feel better since I really like this song, I bring you the world's greatest calling-out-of-work excuse:

Dear Boss,
I write this note to you to tell you of my plight
For at the time of writing I am not a pretty sight
My body is all black and blue, my face a deathly grey
And I write this note to say why Paddy's not at work today.

Whilst working on the fourteenth floor,some bricks I had to clear.
To throw them down from such a height was not a good idea.
The foreman wasn't very pleased, the bloody awkward sod;
He said I had to cart them down the ladders in my hod.

Now clearing all these bricks by hand, it was so very slow,
So I hoisted up a barrel and secured the rope below,
But in my haste to do the job, I was too blind to see
That a barrel full of building bricks was heavier than me.

And so when I untied the rope, the barrel fell like lead
And clinging tightly to the rope I started up instead
I shot up like a rocket till to my dismay I found
That half way up I met the bloody barrel coming down.

Well the barrel broke my shoulder, as to the ground it sped
And when I reached the top I banged the pulley with my head.
I clung on tightly, numb with shock, from this almighty blow
And the barrel spilled out half the bricks, fourteen floors below.

Now when these bricks had fallen from the barrel to the floor
I then outweighed the barrel and so started down once more.
Still clinging tightly to the rope, my body racked with pain
When half way down, I met the bloody barrel once again.

The force of this collision, half way up the office block
Caused multiple abrasions and a nasty state of shock
Still clinging tightly to the rope I fell towards the ground
And I landed on the broken bricks the barrel scattered round.

As I lay there groaning on the ground I thought I'd passed the worst,
But the barrel hit the pulley wheel, and then the bottom burst.
A shower of bricks rained down on me, I hadn't got a hope;
As I lay there bleeding on the ground, I let go the bloody rope.

The barrel then being heavier it started down once more
And landed right across me as I lay upon the floor.
It broke three ribs, and my left arm, and I can only say
That I hope you'll understand why Paddy's not at work today.

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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-05-17 01:19 am (UTC)

Re: Or...

lol. Aww.

*hugs* Sorry things are annoying darling.

-- And cool!! I like that a lot!
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[User Picture]From: watergal
2007-05-15 09:09 pm (UTC)

1 . Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen".


So there was this guy gettin' serious about this girl. She says if they're gonna get that serious, he has to come meet her folks--say Saturday night for dinner. So it's the big Saturday, and he stops into a drug store on the way over for chocolates for her mom, breath mints and condoms.

Mom loves the chocolates, breath mints seem to be working and Romeo spends a couple hours in the living room chatting with his girl and mom. Things seem to be going just swell.

There's a car in the driveway. Mom says that, "That must be Henry. Everyone have a seat at the table," and she starts to serve supper.

Romeo bows his head as Dad takes the head of the table ans says Grace. Grace is over, Romeo still has his head down.

Dad coughs.

Romeo keeps hos head down.

Girlfriend nudges him. "You didn't tell me you were so religious."

He hisses at her, "And you didn't tell me your dad was a pharmacist!"

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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-05-17 01:20 am (UTC)
lol, I love that joke! =)
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