*steps up to the podium*
"Hello, my name is ladyofshadow
and I attended regular school instead of the Jedi Academy. To this day I wish that the recruitment Jedi from the Academy did not overlook me. Mind you I was a michievous child at the recruiting ages of 2,3,4, etc, but I had a lot of potential. I could have archived things in the library, served the Jedi Masters coffee, or tended to the lightsabers. Instead I was swept away into the rigid world of American education where my powers were stifled,
until recently when a kindly Master took pity on me and unlocked my potential. He looks good in black and has this nifty lightning trick.
"I mean..." *waves hand* "You did not hear that last part."
*straightens, adjusts robes* "Anyway, my fellows, I stand before you and understand
and shall offer whatever support you need. I only hope that we can help each other."
*bows respectfully* "In closing, May the Force be with you, all of you."
*helps self to cookies and punch*