Kung Fu Baby! Hysterical!!!!!
And Spazz is a letter I use to spell Spazzim
A beast who belongs to the Nazzim of Bazzim.
Handy for traveling. That's why he has 'im.
More easy to pack than a suitcase or grip,
Those horns carry all that he needs on a trip:
A thread and a needle for mending his socks,
And two three-handed clocks.
And his velvet umbrella,
His vegetable chopper,
And also his gold-plated popping-corn popper
And a grasshopper cage for his favorite grass hopper.