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Dumb, but it made me smirk. [Feb. 1st, 2005|08:39 pm]
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[mood |smirking]
[music |B-Ball, Baby.]

Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: "That happens in every country, son."
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[User Picture]From: huh_uh_bob
2005-02-01 06:52 pm (UTC)
hah
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-02-01 07:02 pm (UTC)
And vice versa, of course. :)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-02-01 07:43 pm (UTC)
I only speak the truth,
I only speak the truth,
I only speak the truth!
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From: lostways
2005-02-01 07:42 pm (UTC)
i know a girl who lived here was like that... then she almost killed him so now she free
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-02-01 07:49 pm (UTC)
Huh?

You mean you know someone who had an arranged marriage, nearly killed the man and sought amnesty in the states?
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[User Picture]From: duckfast
2005-02-01 07:47 pm (UTC)
sad. the kid was prolly like "huh? i dont understad daddy" hehehe
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-02-01 07:50 pm (UTC)
Hehe. Mommy probably then explained that there are sex slaves everywhere...

or something..
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[User Picture]From: afropunk629
2005-02-01 08:27 pm (UTC)
I'm going to ignore the whole content of the post, preferring to focus on the "music". Who was playing? Who was winning? Who were you rooting for?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-02-01 09:33 pm (UTC)
;) I'm not gonna fall for that...

That's just an attempt to get my identity!

Identity theft!!!
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[User Picture]From: dogmeatnyc
2005-02-01 11:05 pm (UTC)
I.hear.that.even.after.25.years.of.marriage.one.doesn't.truly.really.know.anyone!.damn.my.five+percent.key.is.now.dead.this.keyboard.sucks.beetlejuice.


D
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-02-01 11:08 pm (UTC)
I've heard the same.

Bummer about the keyboard. Is it a laptop, or can you just get a new keyboard and attach it?
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[User Picture]From: hopefully_lo5t
2005-02-02 01:18 am (UTC)
kinda sounds like my marraige, which is ending, or has ended, or iunno?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-02-02 08:13 am (UTC)
Ugh. No fun, hon. *hugs* Do you want to talk about it?

I know some people you can hire to end your spouse if you like. ;)
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[User Picture]From: breakingbeauty7
2005-02-02 12:13 pm (UTC)
there is no way that i would have an arranged marriage... i'm beat him up so bad that he'd be like "hell no i dont wanna marry this bitch" grrrrrrrrr
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-02-02 12:46 pm (UTC)
Arranged marriages aren't ALWAYS bad.

Just usually.
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[User Picture]From: phekkin_nej
2005-02-03 03:27 am (UTC)
that was great
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