Amazing Buddha With Thousand Hands youtube. Really beautiful.
From beautiful, to raunchy. :)
The CEO of a company is in a bind. He needs to lay one of his employees off, and just isn't sure who it should be as none of them are terribly up to par. After some searching, he finds the two with the worst performance records in the entire company: Susan and Jack.
They're both so equally bad that he isn't quite sure who he should choose. After debating the pros and cons of either decision, he decides that he'll just go ahead and fire the first person who goes to the watercooler the next day.
Well the next day rolls around, and Susan comes into work with a killer hangover. She stumbles her way over to the watercooler and is caught by the CEO.
"Susan, I've been thinking," he says to her. "I either need to lay you or Jack off."
Susan replies, "Would you mind just jacking off? I've got a killer headache today."