||[Mar. 24th, 2007|12:05 pm]
|||||have to go to the bathroom!||]|
|||||The Mortal Kombat theme, a friend, and the background of lost||]|
Tell their story! :) Have at it. No bars. All yours. Make it as long or as short as you like.
Mortal Kombat music video. Maybe I'm odd, but it made me giggle.
"I don't care who you are or where you're from, I don't care what you did as long as you give me that fur."
"And then he shot it RIGHT HERE! And God help me, mother, I fucking loved it."
"It's just so tragic when you think of all the people in the world who don't have fur coats like us"
lol, haha. Poor poor things.
oooh! Willie The Pimp. He should be a recurring character.
"What?!?! You're NOT a woman?!"
Seriously.... that DOES 'looka like a man'.
LOL! Wow! Maybe just a little.
I can honestly say I have not. I'mnot a big fan of that site in truth. I don't believe in being offensive and shocking just to be offensive and shocking. I like a few of their things, but I'm really not a huge fan of vulgarity on t-shirts.
lol, that one IS funny. ;)
to me, it looks like the lady on the left is in mourning. we'll call her sally. and the lady on the right is comforting her. we'll call her jill.
now, through high school, jill and sally were best freinds. cheerleaders. the popular girls. the whole nine yards. always fighting over the qb, or the drama class stud... ya know.
when jill went off the college out of state, sally stepped in and stole her long term boyfriend, got pregnant, and beings that it's the 50's, they got married.
when jill came back for christmas, she was more thank shocked to find the love of her life married and a father, to none other than her longterm best freind!!
they didn't talk for several years, until one tragic day, sally's husband and baby died in a horrible car accident. a tragedy that happened due to a police chase gone terribly wrong, putting father and daughter in the middle, resulting in death.
jill, of course, came to the funeral to console her freind... and to rub it in her face the kharmas a fucking bitch and it served her right for being such a mantheiving whore.
Now that's what I'm talking about!! I was hoping for a story!!! :)
2007-03-25 07:52 pm (UTC)
"I didn't know who to come to.. you're the kindess, sweetest person I know, and *dabs eye with tissue* I don't deserve your kindness after all that happened but.. I.. *covers face with hands* ..I... I'm pregnant! It isn't Johns (her husband.) *Sob!*"
Betty Davis, being the evil woman we all loved> "Awww, there there, take a deep breath.. there you go.. everything will be all right. *Comforts while scheming to take this mans husband away from her.*"
2007-03-25 07:53 pm (UTC)
woMANS husband away from her* haha.
OLD Acquaintance? EXCUSE ME? Honey, you'd better lose some of those wrinkles before you call me that!
In the early part of the last century, many naive, inexperienced lesbians worked for years to acquire expensive furs due to their tragic misunderstanding of the phrase "muff diving".