|Overdue for a groaner. ;)
||[Feb. 13th, 2007|01:11 pm]
Dungeons and Dragons commercial. No, really.
Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Some mornings I wake up, and I think I'm Donald Duck! Other mornings I think I'm Mickey Mouse!
Doctor: Hmmmmm... How long have you been having these Disney Spells?
I'm stealing that joke. And I hate disney for the most part. Bugs Bunny fan for life
That commercial was horribly misleading. First off, there is no way that a wizard is bringing down a red dragon of that size with just a lighting bolt spell. That party would have been totally slaughtered in two rounds, tops. Second, they showed women playing the game, which in over 15 years of role-playing, I never saw happen once (except at conventions, and even then women were rare).
Also, they totally didn't show how you have to begin the game with some virgin's blood (never a problem finding that at a D&D game) and a prayer to Satan.
Though I can refute your comment about girls not playing D & D. I am not oneof them, but I know many girls who have.
Is that Jamie Gertz in the commercial (the girl with the braids)? I used to watch D & D back in the day. What I really wanted to do was play the game but didn't know anyone that actually played it....until now....
I played D&D before for 11 hours straight with very little oxygen. Haha. We had candles in a closed room and after a few hours, the air is gone.
I invented a 'grapling penis' so i could shoot it at someone far away and pull myself to them to rape them. I had a lucky D20 and couldn't roll less than an 18. It was pretty awesome.
Me too. :) Nerds for the win.