"He just wanted to check his e-mail..."
" and when you have pursued all of your other hobbies in bed, I suggest you try sex."
They're reserching the best way to have sex! The book in front of her told her to put her foot in her vag, but she's having trouble so he's googling it.
They even called in a sexpert!
lol! That's a great angle with the foot too. Nice.
we were playing...text twist...
alternatively: text twist, twister for those of you who don't bend so much.
"Congressman! I am shocked and appalled to find you in this hotel room with...oh, your wife. Thats...completely appropriate. Have a nice night."
you're cheating on me with a woman?
Dr.: "Scoot over and make some room."
Dr.: "Trust me, I AM a doctor."
hahaha!! I like that too.
i love kung pow! such a funny movie!
I've never seen it! More where this came from?
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Hey there! And welcome. :)
"Cheryl, when I said we needed to figure out a way to save on taxes this year, I did not mean sleep with the accountant."
Cheating on her husband with Bill Gates: Not quite as exciting as she hoped.
Are... you cutting coupons with... another man? (I don't know why I think I this is funny >_>)
haha! I think it's funny too. :)
Hello! I'm your contracted killer for tonight. If you have any questions, please feel free to ask AFTER I'm done talking/doing my job...
Tis way late, but...
"Well this is just great. Bored with both of us now, are you?"