I scored 17 - I guess I'm going to hell. My mommy should intervene. Or maybe my husband. Or my teenage kids should drag me to church.
"Count Chocula" - now THAT's priceless.
HAHA! I know! Count Chockula is totally my favorite, not gonna lie.
And that's right. To a nunnery with you... or something.. ;)
I'm always amused at how paranoid churches are of anything different.
Fear is what keeps people in line.
Nothing wrong with that. :)
Depending onw hat way you're needin' him, I suppose.
I am pretty sure there's a cat version of that. It's equally creepy and entertaining. I think the only one that actually sounded like speaking to me was the dalmation.
Also, no wonder my friend's girlfriend called me a goth, I definitely match at least 11 of those. Seriously, some of those things are just normal things ppl do, I thought. Like, don't religious kids get bored?
When I was in high school, I went to youth group a couple of times with my friend. There were some nice ppl there, but seriously, when someone asked me what my interests were and I said, "Smashing Pumpkins" and she had never listened to them, my goodness, I wanted out of there. You see, Smashing Pumpkins were my Marilyn Manson. haha
Do you remember all those Jenny Jones' shows on ravers, club kids and goths? They were the best.
My friend decided to dress me up. :)
Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
i've seen this list before. actually, i think i posted in my LJ a few years ago. it's still hilarious.
i'm hella goth.
LOL! I just saw it for the first time a couple of weeks ago. I love it.
Hahahahaha the last two.
After reading that, I have concluded that I must be part goth.
All nymphos are. ;)
That's why half the swingers I know are conservative Christians. HAHA!!
I'm a whiny goth fag! But.. we knew this before. Heh
My friend had this list, but there was more on it... and i just remember "Drinks the blood of christian babies" and how hard i laughed at it.
I think that was added for humours sake.
I honestly didn't add anything to this. Posted it as I found it. Crazy!
2007-01-30 04:51 pm (UTC)
Protecting our children from the Dark One.
Goth related food, SUCH a hazard. No more Count Chocula for my son. Next thing I know he might sacrifice the cats or something.
2007-01-30 07:13 pm (UTC)
Re: Protecting our children from the Dark One.
Cat meat tastes like chicken..
And cat blood tastes like the blood of Christ!
Oh...my...god...I'M A SATANIST!!!
Someone please heal me of my sex craving, alcohol drinking, asprin popping ways!! My lack of desire in reading the Bible has led me down the Dark path! My occasional watching of cable TV and forsaking of purely christian music and channels as opened the gates of sin which have taken over my soul. My lack of sleep and instances of boredom have paved the way for the Hrned man to enter and take over my life!!!!!
That's not it at all...I'm just a college student... ;)
A College Student!?!
Don't you know those things are one in the same?
Especially if you're going to one of those bleeding heart liberal spewing red threat schools.
2007-01-30 06:58 pm (UTC)
I wish my dog said I love you, instead of "die human" all the time
When I wrote that checklist for my local church newsletter, I sincerely hoped I was doing the Lord's work. Sure I may have been overzealous, but you have to err on the side of caution with these things. Otherwise one day you come home and find little Susie and Bobbie dancing around the living room in nothing but goat leggings painting Satanic symbols in blood while preparing to sacrifice Grandma and reciting the Lord's prayer backwards.
2007-01-30 07:23 pm (UTC)
Re: I wish my dog said I love you, instead of "die human" all the time
Oh my God.
You rock my world. Seriously. Every time.
LOL i might be the biggest goth in the world.
i loved the count chocula thing ahahahahahahahahah
Funny that they didn't mention sacking Rome as a warning sign! I should think there isn't a more clear indicator that your child is a Goth or a Vandal.
Yeah, I didn't compile the list. Just reposted it. ;)
"-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this."
I know! LOL! The best part.
Oh, darn. I have over five, and I plan on being a youth pastor!