Try my dish-washing soap. It will cut grease and make your dishes sparkle.
Okay, my gosh that video was slightly disturbing. Although, my favorite bit was right after Orlando Bloom walkes in, that sound that he makes, my god! It's hilarious.
I'm terrible at captioning, but the first thing I thought of was, "Guys, do you see my teef?" I don't know, something about that man makes me think he doesn't have very many. Perhaps he's dropped his dentures in the water. Screw gold, he needs teeth!
"are these youre teeth, cleetus?"
See, I was gonna go with, "Nope, ain't found yer balls yet..."
*i does craps in this i does*
haha. ;) And you don't mean the game.
Please, sir, I want some more!
HAHA! I used that phrase just yesterday. I love it. ;)
" The first one to find gold shaves their beard off...Go!"
hehe, a lot of hair that'd be.
"Why should I piss in the pot when the water's right there?"
"Trade ya a handy pan o this here water, nice an clean, for your daughter. What do ya say? Johnny here'll be the wit-ness 'ey wont ya johnny"
LOL!!!!! AHH!!!! *shudder*
"I told you not to use my wife's cooking pot for this...now she's gonna have my hide!!"
"Look, I found a whole pan of Jack Shit."
A lot of that going around. ;)
First thing I thought of when I saw this:
*tilts head* I don't get it. Damn cute though. ;)
"I'll get you the gold and we'll do some 'Brokeback' stuff!"
2007-01-13 05:42 am (UTC)
Just because some moistened bint gave you a sword does not make you king!
"King of the WHO?"
What the hell were they doing in that scene anyway? Piling mud?
2007-01-13 05:47 am (UTC)
Re: Just because some moistened bint gave you a sword does not make you king!