See, I would have taken pictures and posted them on the internet.
In June 1999, a Munich policeman was severely disciplined for stripping off his clothes at work and exercising in his underwear late in the day when he thought he was alone in the station. Wrong-- A female officer saw him and reported him for sexual harassment. “I had no idea anybody else was still in the office.” the man explained, telling the court that he stripped out of his clothes because he sweats a lot. The court docked his pay 12.5% for the next five years. The total amount of his fine? About $53,000.