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groaners [Dec. 20th, 2006|05:37 pm]
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Where do lions live?





"On MANE Street."

haha... sorry. I'm weird. ;)


What's your favorite BAD joke?


http://youtube.com/watch?v=v6OVjZQjRCs

AND LOL. Zoobilee Zoo's Peer Gynt.

I am Peer Gynt yes I am!... etc. Fun. :)
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[User Picture]From: neotatsu
2006-12-21 07:16 pm (UTC)
Elaine turns to face him and gazes deeply into his eyes, causing him to become very nervous about what she might say next, especially if it involves a horse. At last she speaks. "Thank you, Roger."

"Thank you," says Roger.

Then he takes her home, and she lies on her bed, a conflicted, tortured soul, and weeps until dawn, whereas when Roger gets back to his place, he opens a bag of Doritos, turns on the TV, and immediately becomes deeply involved in a rerun of a tennis match between two Czechoslovakians he never heard of. A tiny voice in the far recesses of his mind tells him that something major was going on back there in the car, but he is pretty sure there is no way he would ever understand what, and so he figures it's better if he doesn't think about it. (This is also Roger's policy regarding world hunger.)

The next day Elaine will call her closest friend, or perhaps two of them, and they will talk about this situation for six straight hours. In painstaking detail, they will analyze everything she said and everything he said, going over it time and time again, exploring every word, expression, and gesture for nuances of meaning, considering every possible ramification. They will continue to discuss this subject, off and on, for weeks, maybe months, never reaching any definite conclusions, but never getting bored with it, either.

Meanwhile, Roger, while playing racquetball one day with a mutual friend of his and Elaine's, will pause just before serving, frown, and say:

"Norm, did Elaine ever own a horse?"


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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-12-21 08:43 pm (UTC)
LOL. I love it. I absolutely love it.
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