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groaners [Dec. 20th, 2006|05:37 pm]
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Where do lions live?





"On MANE Street."

haha... sorry. I'm weird. ;)


What's your favorite BAD joke?


http://youtube.com/watch?v=v6OVjZQjRCs

AND LOL. Zoobilee Zoo's Peer Gynt.

I am Peer Gynt yes I am!... etc. Fun. :)
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[User Picture]From: toothlesshag
2006-12-20 09:58 pm (UTC)
A bear walked into a bar and demanded a beer. But the bartender said, "I'm sorry, sir, we don't serve beer to bears."

Then the bear said, "Give me a beer, you stupid idiot."

And the bartender said, "I'm sorry, we don't serve beer to rude bears."

Then the bear shouted, "GIVE ME A BEER, YOU STUPID IDIOT."

And the bartender said, "I'm sorry, we don't serve beer to rude, angry bears."

Then the bear said, "OK, if you don't give me a beer, I'm going to eat a CUSTOMER!"

But the bartender said, "Go ahead. I'm still not going to serve you."

So the bear went over to a woman in a red dress sipping her cocktail. He devoured her whole. Then he came back and said, "Right, you idiot, now give me a beer."

But the bartender said, "I'm sorry, we don't serve rude, angry bears that are on drugs."

The bear said, "Hey! I'm not on drugs!"


"Well," said the bartender, "you are now. That was the bar bitch you ate."
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-12-21 04:47 am (UTC)
Oooh, you changed hte lion thing I was like "huh? " lol
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