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groaners [Dec. 20th, 2006|05:37 pm]
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Where do lions live?

"On MANE Street."

haha... sorry. I'm weird. ;)

What's your favorite BAD joke?


AND LOL. Zoobilee Zoo's Peer Gynt.

I am Peer Gynt yes I am!... etc. Fun. :)

[User Picture]From: cloakofnonsense
2006-12-20 06:36 pm (UTC)
okay, so there's this guy and he's going diving for the first time. he asks his diving instructor if there will be any sharks in the water. the driving instructor says, "sure. but if you see one, just punch him in the nose and he'll swim away."

so the guy gets in the water and he's swimming around, and sure enough, a shark swims up to him. before he knows it, he's surrounded by six sharks. the guy takes a deep breath and punches the first shark in the nose.

the shark says, "dude, i wasn't going to eat you, but the guys are watching now."

i think my friends and i are the only ones who ever laugh at this...mostly because it's not really funny.
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[User Picture]From: happyfriday
2006-12-20 06:38 pm (UTC)
hehehe *giggle giggle*

no, it made me laugh.

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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-12-21 04:40 am (UTC)

I think it's REALLY funny!!!
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