Fact: Women & Marriage both have two syllables.
Fact: Women & Marriage both contain the letter M.
Fact: Women roughly make up a large portion of the population.
Fact: Marriage is gay.
Regarding Fact 4: Hence our government is seeking a constitutional ban on gay marriage, there's no room in the American U.S.A. for redundancy.
"Women and Marriage" is an anagram of "Men made War on a rig"
Fact about Women: Too many play the "I have PMS" card.
Sorry ladies, but I think far too many of us use that as a BS excuse to be a mean nasty wench for 4 days a month. Take some Midol. That's why they make it.
Yeah, hormones are raging, you're crampy, tired and feel like shit...but you know what? DEAL. You know it's coming, so prepare.
2006-12-06 08:29 pm (UTC)
Re: my biggest beef with chicks
-marriage itself is an institution of religion and law, therefore it should be "abolished" to exist only between two people who love each other.
-women who read cosmopolitan are the leading cause of divorce
-women who read self-help books regarding men WRITTEN by women are the second leading cause of divorce
-women love sex just as much as men do, and if they would only show it, then marriages would survive.
hmm.. i think that is enough...
Too many women get wrapped up in planning their wedding to acknowledge what marriage actually is. I hate that. Oprah did a show on that and there were all these young women on who had spent fortunes and months planning a wedding and then got divorced sometimes less than a year later. How sad.
2006-12-06 07:18 pm (UTC)
Does knowledge about mail order brides count?
Fact: I have no facts about women and marriage. I don't even have any facts about marriage, other than the fact that I couldn't get married in this state even if I wanted to. I could have a "Domestic Partnership", I suppose, but I hate that back of the bus crap.
Besides, most of the men that I stalk and drug don't stick around long enough for us to even talk about marriage. Usually the next morning its all "who are you" and "what are these marks" with no talk about a long-term committment at all.
2006-12-07 11:27 pm (UTC)
Re: Does knowledge about mail order brides count?
I love you. ;)
Fact: I am a woman.
Fact: I am single.
Opinion: I am a feministl.
Secret: I want to be married real' bad! What a great excuse to get sex every day!
Honesty: I am tired of pretending that isn't true!
;) I'm most of those too.
Fact: It seems to me far too many women are desperate to get married.
I'm a 23 year old woman and the thought of marriage and kids is terrifying to me. My boyfriend proposed to me 4 days ago and I accepted under the condition that we wait atleast 2 more years. He seems more excited than I do. Strange.
sometimes people have cool table numbers at weddings and sometimes people boring ones
Good Lord, for alliance! Thus goes everyone to the world but I, and I am sunburnt. I may sit in a corner and cry, "Heigh-ho for a husband!"
mar·riage (măr'ĭj) pronunciation
1. The legal union of between my dog's ass and the carpet.
2. The state of being married; wedlock. see; 'doomed'
3. A common-law marriage, e.g., for people living in mortal sin.
4. A union between two persons having the customary but usually not the legal force of marriage: a same-sex marriage. (Even queer folks can become trapped in loveless coffins of commitment, truely this is an enlightened age)
2. A wedding. see; 'first step to a divorce'
3. A close union: “the most successful marriage of beauty and blood in mainstream comics” (Lloyd Rose - Professional comic book critic)
4. Games. The combination of the king and queen of the same suit, as in pinochle. see; creepy wooden liar
I am a little scared at the thought of marriage but my boyfriend wants to get married. We'll wait.
I have no problem with same sex marriages.. Just don't ask me.
-most of my friends are bisexual or gay.. Horay if ya wanna get married to a member of the same sex. Hell I'll be the best man, though I'm female. :P
I don't really have a religion. Doesn't getting married have something to do with God? He/she/it doesn't exist to me.
Uhmm... I like cats. They're cute.