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tell us how low to go your majesty [Dec. 2nd, 2006|05:10 pm]
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[mood |nauseatednauseated]
[music |Getting To Know You]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qpshyJZg_Q Jack Black King Kong song.

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
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Comments:
[User Picture]From: runeenigma
2006-12-02 11:33 pm (UTC)
::smirks at the priest joke::
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-12-02 11:35 pm (UTC)
*grin*
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