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tell us how low to go your majesty [Dec. 2nd, 2006|05:10 pm]
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[music |Getting To Know You]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qpshyJZg_Q Jack Black King Kong song.

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
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[User Picture]From: skafunkmelt
2006-12-02 11:17 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHA!

& I used to hate Jack Black. Seriously, I love him now. How could I not?!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-12-02 11:35 pm (UTC)
I'm very fond of him as well. ;)
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[User Picture]From: runeenigma
2006-12-02 11:33 pm (UTC)
::smirks at the priest joke::
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-12-02 11:35 pm (UTC)
*grin*
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-12-02 11:45 pm (UTC)
Wow.
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[User Picture]From: marguerlucy
2006-12-03 04:21 am (UTC)
awesome!! thanks for that clip, I LURVE Jack Black. Did you see him and Kyle? of Tenacious D on Jon Stewart? I felt so bad for them LOL they were like "yeah our movie basically tanked at the box office last weekend." LOL!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-12-03 04:22 am (UTC)
aww, lol! I have not seen that episode yet. Iwill check it out.
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[User Picture]From: twilighthalcyon
2006-12-03 09:10 am (UTC)
you are a awesome person, thank you an keep being the kick ass random person you are :)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-12-06 03:35 am (UTC)
Thanks love! :)
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[User Picture]From: poop_on_a_stick
2006-12-03 05:25 pm (UTC)
Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Yay.

I think, if you were being raped and you yelled "I HAVE AIDS!" they might stop... I also think if you pretended to enjoy it they might stop too.... 'cause half the fun is in the struggle, right?
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[User Picture]From: demonic_sisters
2006-12-04 05:24 am (UTC)

Oh man...

That's great! LOL Funny joke and love the Jack Black thing.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-12-06 04:27 am (UTC)

Re: Oh man...

=)
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[User Picture]From: jsmonkie
2006-12-04 04:31 pm (UTC)
Ahaha, that made me LOL. Never heard that one before.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-12-06 04:30 am (UTC)
I like it. ;)
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