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The average American uses 8.3 boxes of Kleenex a year The average American uses 8.3 boxes of Klee [Nov. 14th, 2006|12:35 am]
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Two people of varying hair color and gender ( hehe, Don'twant to get hammered for another blonde joke... ;) ) were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No. Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbSOaRMqS3M
Vintage Lynda Carter Maybelling Lipstick ad... a little risque!
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[User Picture]From: megthra
2006-11-14 06:28 am (UTC)
HAHAHA, that's the best joke ever, I did not expect that!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-11-14 06:58 pm (UTC)
=) It's totally not mine, but one found in the bowels of the interwebs, and it was longing to be shared.
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[User Picture]From: duckfast
2006-11-14 06:55 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHA! nice!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-11-14 07:01 pm (UTC)
=)
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From: skittish_derby
2006-11-14 07:26 am (UTC)
hhahahahah.. i like that.

stupid blondes!

brunettes are better!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-11-14 07:03 pm (UTC)
I know smarties on both ends... and dimwits on both ends.

Now redheads are all around smart... ;)
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[User Picture]From: nebris
2006-11-14 08:56 am (UTC)

Oh, yeah, baby, I'll lick her lips! lol

Q: what do you get when you turn a blonde up-side down?
A: A brunette with bad breath.

~M~

..you started it! lol
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[User Picture]From: poop_on_a_stick
2006-11-14 04:04 pm (UTC)

Re: Oh, yeah, baby, I'll lick her lips! lol

*tips over*

hahahahhahha, oh no!
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[User Picture]From: orangedust
2006-11-14 10:09 am (UTC)
HAHAHAH! Awsem!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-11-14 07:04 pm (UTC)
;)
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[User Picture]From: deathbgothic
2006-11-14 01:29 pm (UTC)
I like how you don't wan'tto ge hammered for /another/ blonde joke, and yet you blatantly label one of the 'persons of varying hair color and gender" as "The /other/ Blonde"

I am amused :D
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-11-14 07:08 pm (UTC)
HAHA! Whoops... Guess I should proofread more often... ;)
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[User Picture]From: adaveen
2006-11-14 01:45 pm (UTC)
*snork* Great joke!

Lipstick - considering that it was invented in ancient times as a way for prostitutes to make their lips mimic the color of the vagina as a way to signal to potential customers that they provided oral sex - it's hard to think that ANY lipstick ad isn't risque. Don't you think?

I wonder what the 62 year old church lady in the next office who applies it constantly would feel about that. Maybe I should tell her. She already thinks I'm insane.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-11-14 07:11 pm (UTC)
Mmm, Though that is true, I'm not sure we should judge everything that is currently used today by what it was originally intended for. I mean.. Viagra was originally a pediatric cancer drug... And that puts icky imagery in my head when it's combined with it's current use.

However, to freak your coworker out, I say go for it . ;)

-- I really think this maybelline lipstick add is the most sexually suggestive I have ever seen.
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[User Picture]From: starlit_picnic
2006-11-14 02:59 pm (UTC)
wow that was kinda risque.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-11-14 07:14 pm (UTC)
*nod* I thought so, too.
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[User Picture]From: my_badgers_27
2006-11-14 03:42 pm (UTC)
That was hilarious!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-11-14 07:14 pm (UTC)
=)
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[User Picture]From: wafflelips
2006-11-14 04:54 pm (UTC)
I remember that ad! It is a little risque!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-11-14 07:17 pm (UTC)
There's bunches of great ones I vaguely remember that I must track down for posting! Maybe I'll go on a quest.
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[User Picture]From: phekkin_nej
2006-11-14 05:18 pm (UTC)
Bwah Ha Ha!!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-11-14 07:29 pm (UTC)
hehehe. ;)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-11-14 07:31 pm (UTC)
Naughty naughty!
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[User Picture]From: xenaamazon
2006-11-14 06:40 pm (UTC)

LOL.

Good one, lol.

Wonder Woman!!! Lol.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-11-14 07:36 pm (UTC)

Re: LOL.

That's her! ;)
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[User Picture]From: cloakofnonsense
2006-11-15 04:30 am (UTC)
haha!

dumb blond jokes used to really bother me (being very blond, and contributing to the dumb factor more often than i'd like to admit) but i've come to realize that they're just jokes, and they're pretty awesome. a couple of times i've had to tell jokes for auditions, and i usually tell blond jokes.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-11-15 04:39 am (UTC)
hehe, perfect choice! It's good to be self depricating in an intelligent and adorable way, I think. I bet auditioners love that.

I never mean jokes maliciously when i tell them.
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