The average American uses 8.3 boxes of Kleenex a year
The average American uses 8.3 boxes of Klee
Two people of varying hair color and gender ( hehe, Don'twant to get hammered for another blonde joke... ;) ) were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No. Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train.